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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 08 Feb 10 5.24pm |
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This is a BBS rip off thread but we're funnier than them so let's prove it. For example: So you chaps can help him out by telling him how to pack fudge. Anymore weed questions?
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 Hambo  Crawley 08 Feb 10 5.37pm |
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A guy I know has just started a landscape gardening business, but he's having some trouble. The first contract he has won is a big house on the top of a hill. Are there any Brighton fans who are experts in uphill gardening?
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| Hambo Crawley 08 Feb 10 8.40pm |
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Really, no more? A mate of mine is in Brighton now, he's changing the sign at the Queens Head. The thing is, he's scared of heights and is clinging to the ladder - are there any Seagull fans down there who can go an pull him off?
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 08 Feb 10 8.46pm |
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A mate of mine wants to become a professional boxer, but is a bit scared of getting a good hiding.
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 08 Feb 10 8.48pm |
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I found a sea creature from Thorntons the other day and was unsure of it's purpose. Could any Brighton fans tell me what they'd do with a chocolate starfish
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| Helmet46 Croydon 08 Feb 10 8.50pm |
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My friend is starring in a play as a vagrant outlaw. Are there any Brighton fans, with a more thespian background, that can give him some tips as to how best he can perform as a bum bandit?
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jdubyah15  Purgatory 08 Feb 10 8.53pm |
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My friend is planning on going to Hershey, Pennsylvania to go to the amusement park and see the chocolate factory, but he can't find directions anywhere. Are there any Brighton fans who might tell him how to drive the Hershey highway?
Ari Gold: Lloyd, I see dead people. Why? |
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| jelholyoake 08 Feb 10 9.29pm |
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A friend of mine is taking up horse racing. He has everything going for him and is getting sponsorship off Walls, the meat people.
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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| jdubyah15 Purgatory 08 Feb 10 9.35pm |
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A friend of mine is very adventerous. He is going on a trip to the Amazon and would like to see some parts of the rainforest not normally available to the general public. Are there any Brighton fans out there who might be able to show him a travel agency used by back tourists?
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 08 Feb 10 9.45pm |
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I'm a removals man, and sometimes these new front doors are so small that it's impossible to get anything in that way. Would you Brighton fans recommend me chucking my load up the back entrance ?
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| cb1969 Back in the 'hood 08 Feb 10 9.47pm |
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My friend is interested in microwave cookery. The problem is he cannot seem to obtain that roasted look for his Sunday joint. Could any Brighton fans give advice on how best to brown your meat?
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| fubar 08 Feb 10 9.47pm | |
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A colleague at work has just built a large conservatory running down the side of his house. Unfortunantly it is too close to his neighbours house and the local council have now started to get involved, threatening to tear it down and all sorts. Brighton fans: can you offer any advice on how to handle huge erections in your back passage?
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