mine are all from Pulp Fiction really and theres alot.

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

that has got to be the best bit in that film other than that its the " Ahh man i shot MArvin in the face"

Whats everyone elses?

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Italian job (the original one) after the van has been blown to smithereens and Michael Cain says

- "you were only supposed to blow the bleedin' doors off"

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

Feris Beaulers Day Off (Sorry about spelling)

"What Kind of an Arsehole are you?"

"ain't you got any hobbies?"

"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.”
–General Norman Schwartzkopf

TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?

RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f******g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just w*****s. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w*****s. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a s***e state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f******g difference.