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This one has come out of the blue and sounds very much like a Palace-type deal. Would be a great signing at £20 million. Strong, powerful, quick and skilful with huge potential. With Chelsea having enough players for two teams he could realistically be available.

The chelsea chronicle & we are palace are the same clickbait company based in Widnes. Also why would we want to be ripped off by Chelsea? It's a no from me.

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

His name sounds like a sub-Saharan meat stew. Does he come with sweet potatoes?

First, it's not their story as they state it was The Sun which is home to Alan Nixon, who often seems to have 'in the know' info on Palace. Second, the club are not really getting ripped off by Chelsea if they are the ones asking to buy him. Third, he looks a real talent and I've no doubt would thrive with us. Clearly there would be an element of risk with this deal, but the reward could be huge.

Love it!!!

As an added bonus, unless he is just known as Carney, look at the profit the club shop will make from putting that name on all those shirts.......

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