Heaven = Venison

Hell = Cheese or Nuts(can't eat either, allergy)

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

Food heaven=Sunday roast, especially with cauliflower cheese and a nice cut of tender Joe Blake with fried onions

Food hell=pineapple, beetroot and celery

heaven = eating it on your own with some good telly

hell = sitting around a table and having some cv.nt observing you eating it, and passing off a constant commentary

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

cooked beetroot grated into bowl with finely chopped red onion and lemon juice makes a beautiful side salad, with a chicken schnitzel and boiled spuds (quality ones, waxy not floury with a knob of melted butter and a sprig of parsley) it's yum,yum,yum, smack your lips and have a swig of lager to wash it down.

Another heaven is a good tarte au citron, slice half a strawberry and a basil leaf for decor and savour with a dessert fork. Woof.

Food Heaven = Lots especially when on holiday and I have to neither cook it nor clear up afterwards

Food Hell = Coriander, celery and stewed apple

It makes everything else on your plate red, I look at my mrs plate with the rest of her salad swimming in red juice and it makes me feel quite quizzy, horrible stuff, I think it comes from my childhood, my dad was a greengrocer and he always had a massive vat of it bubbling away at the back of his shops

Edited by monkey (22 Jun 2024 1.23pm)