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Part Time James Flag 26 May 24 12.42pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries?

Paper cut?
Rubbing your eye after cutting chillies?
Bit of skin in the trouser zip?
Stubbed toe?
Thumb under hammer?

Any other suggestions?

 




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dreamwaverider Flag London 26 May 24 12.43pm Send a Private Message to dreamwaverider Add dreamwaverider as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries?

Paper cut?
Rubbing your eye after cutting chillies?
Bit of skin in the trouser zip?
Stubbed toe?
Thumb under hammer?

Any other suggestions?

Hypercondria springs to mind.

 

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Part Time James Flag 26 May 24 12.50pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by dreamwaverider

Hypercondria springs to mind.

True but that's curable with a full course of placebos, where as your ball sack caught in a zip is going to smart well after the fire brigade go home.

 




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Teddy Eagle Flag 26 May 24 1.02pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


Zip mishaps are deeply unpleasant.
Has anyone had a barber use a styptic pencil on them? That is a shocker.

 

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beak Flag croydon 26 May 24 4.25pm Send a Private Message to beak Add beak as a friend

Cutting onions and fingering your back office.

 

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 4.52pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Eating a massive packet of salt and vinegar crisps and then going to the toilet, not rinsing your hands first and then somehow getting some of the said flavouring on the eye of your old chap. It certainly makes your eyes water………So I’ve been told

 

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eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 May 24 4.58pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

Eating a massive packet of salt and vinegar crisps and then going to the toilet, not rinsing your hands first and then somehow getting some of the said flavouring on the eye of your old chap. It certainly makes your eyes water………So I’ve been told

You've been to the same clubs I used to go to . . .

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 May 24 5.06pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways.

 


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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 5.15pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways.

That’s how you become a superhero, you are now ELECTRO!!

 

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 5.17pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

You've been to the same clubs I used to go to . . .

Indeed mate, all in Croydon, but there used to be cheese involved not salt and vinegar

 

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eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 May 24 5.49pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

Indeed mate, all in Croydon, but there used to be cheese involved not salt and vinegar

Oh dear, wrong sort of clubs. I had high hopes there . . .

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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Part Time James Flag 26 May 24 6.07pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways.


Did the near death experience resolve you to making more charitable donations and picking up other people's dog poo?

 




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