I have a confession to make ... while watching the live updates on the beeb the other night I heard that Brighton had just gone one up at home to Roma and were applying pressure. In that moment a flash of Fulham's classic Roy-inspired 4-1 comeback flashed from my memory, and then in one unforgiveable and degenerate moment a most vile and disgusting sensation, or was it a thought, sprang into my consciousness. This is not easy for me, but some small part of my being seemed to acquire over-excitement and I believe I heard my inner mind express the words "go on Brighton". In over 50 years as a Palace fan who was present at many of the Mullery/Venables clashes this was a first and something I never expected. Was it old age or some misdirected patriotism that caused this I don't know. But I feel ashamed and dirty and I need to purge myself of this. So I come here hoping that with your love and care I can find redemption. Any advice would be welcome, but maybe suggestions of what types of penance I should undergo may help me find my way back to the peace of mind I enjoyed hitherto. Thank you.

Say 32,000 hail Mary's and flagellate yourself for 24 hours.

Nah that is unforgivable lock him up and throw away the key

One more point

You are now banned from all of South-East London for life. Count yourself lucky it wasn't worse.

Red and Blue Army!

I now feel thoroughly ashamed of myself as well, I was pleased they went in front as well, I had them down to win as part of an acca.

Ex-hib…..I’ll meet you up the top of beach my head, there’s just no recovering from this

Please don’t mention ‘arse’ when we’re talking about Brighton, because another fate worse than death springs to mind