Would anyone take Nuno Santo?

I still think Paddy's front runner.

Gareth Southgate. Sorry.That’s a prediction not a desire.Oh and absolutely no to the original question.

Definitely not. In addition to what has been said about him above, I believe he also wanted us to buy a particular player to show our commitment to him and his coaching hangers-on.

I get the impression that he thinks he's much better than he actually is.

NES is a familiar name and that is the only credential I could give for supporting his appointment.

It does look as though Paddy is being upskilled for that particular role but beyond him I think I'd want one of those obscure European coaches nobody has really heard of but comes in to almost revolutionise the club - I hate to say it but if anyone had a clue who De Zerbi was prior to his arrival on our shores, they knew far more than me.

Suffice to say, I wouldn't be able to name anyone fitting the above descriptor and beyond that I'd really struggle to give a name, familiar or not, with any enthusiasm.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

This would be a very poor appointment.
Lacks any experience in the Premiership,apart from one game in charge when he was apparently pleased with the teams effort and performance,even though we were thrashed 4-1.