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Badger11 Beckenham 08 Feb 23 8.55am
You couldn't make this up a report by a cross party committee of MPS. In case you were wondering what they do all day now you know. [Link] So they want a medal when they lose an election how about one showing a big boot and an arse. They also want a big pay off because the poor little darlings are unemployable. Qualifications to be an MP: Practically none. Skills: N/A Working Hours: Not specified so make your own up And when they leave what can they offer a new employer from their experience as an MP. Skill set: Ability to juggle more than one job Lying Prevarication Pontification Back stabbing Cue WE with his Mr Barraclough defence "You are being very harsh most MPs are hard working, honest and devoted to public service blah blah" Edited by Badger11 (08 Feb 2023 8.59am) One more point
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Beckenham 08 Feb 23 8.55am

You couldn't make this up a report by a cross party committee of MPS. In case you were wondering what they do all day now you know.

[Link]

So they want a medal when they lose an election how about one showing a big boot and an arse.

They also want a big pay off because the poor little darlings are unemployable.

Qualifications to be an MP: Practically none.
Skills: N/A
Working Hours: Not specified so make your own up

And when they leave what can they offer a new employer from their experience as an MP.

Skill set:
Ability to juggle more than one job
Lying
Prevarication
Pontification
Back stabbing

Cue WE with his Mr Barraclough defence "You are being very harsh most MPs are hard working, honest and devoted to public service blah blah"

Edited by Badger11 (08 Feb 2023 8.59am)

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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Feb 23 8.58am
Originally posted by Badger11 You couldn't make this up a report by a cross party committee of MPS. In case you were wondering what they do all day now you know. [Link] So they want a medal when they lose an election how about one showing a big boot and an arse. They also want a big pay off because the poor little darlings are unemployable. Qualifications to be an MP: Practically none. Skills: N/A Working Hours: Not specified so make your own up And when they leave what can they offer a new employer from their experience as an MP. Skill set: Ability to juggle more than one job Lying Prevarication Pontification Back stabbing Weirdly similar to the expectations of football managers whose CV's read: Sacked Sacked Resigned (Internal dispute) Sacked Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!
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The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Feb 23 8.58am

Originally posted by Badger11

You couldn't make this up a report by a cross party committee of MPS. In case you were wondering what they do all day now you know.

[Link]

So they want a medal when they lose an election how about one showing a big boot and an arse.

They also want a big pay off because the poor little darlings are unemployable.

Qualifications to be an MP: Practically none.
Skills: N/A
Working Hours: Not specified so make your own up

And when they leave what can they offer a new employer from their experience as an MP.

Skill set:
Ability to juggle more than one job
Lying
Prevarication
Pontification
Back stabbing

Weirdly similar to the expectations of football managers whose CV's read:

Sacked
Sacked
Resigned (Internal dispute)
Sacked

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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Badger11 Beckenham 08 Feb 23 9.16am
Originally posted by Nicholas91 Weirdly similar to the expectations of football managers whose CV's read: Sacked Sacked Resigned (Internal dispute) Sacked LOL very true also known as the Manager Merry go round (buggins turn). One more point
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Badger11

Beckenham 08 Feb 23 9.16am

Originally posted by Nicholas91

Weirdly similar to the expectations of football managers whose CV's read:

Sacked
Sacked
Resigned (Internal dispute)
Sacked

LOL very true also known as the Manager Merry go round (buggins turn).

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HKOwen Hong Kong 08 Feb 23 9.33am
You couldn't make it up Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.
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HKOwen

Hong Kong 08 Feb 23 9.33am

You couldn't make it up

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

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cROYdonrogers Leamington Spa 08 Feb 23 10.38am
The bit I liked was a Certificate of Core Skills. That would be an interesting list.
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cROYdonrogers

Leamington Spa 08 Feb 23 10.38am

The bit I liked was a Certificate of Core Skills. That would be an interesting list.

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 08 Feb 23 11.02am
Moaning whinging pussies like most people these days. Oh, I did a job - give me a medal. I suppose a lot used to get merit badges at school. Perhaps people should get dole long service medals that they should have to wear? 5 years unemployed Dole Service Medal, 10 years Long Service Medal, 15 years Distinguished Dole Service Medal and a solid gold cock and balls one at 20 years. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 08 Feb 23 11.02am

Moaning whinging pussies like most people these days. Oh, I did a job - give me a medal. I suppose a lot used to get merit badges at school.
Perhaps people should get dole long service medals that they should have to wear? 5 years unemployed Dole Service Medal, 10 years Long Service Medal, 15 years Distinguished Dole Service Medal and a solid gold cock and balls one at 20 years.

Red and Blue Army!

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CrazyBadger Ware 08 Feb 23 11.13am
"The report said the Commons should also provide mental health support as MPs felt abandoned and ‘hounded out’ of office amid a ‘brutal toxic political culture’." Classic English Politics. Treat the symptom, not the illness. "It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one"
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Ware 08 Feb 23 11.13am

"The report said the Commons should also provide mental health support as MPs felt abandoned and ‘hounded out’ of office amid a ‘brutal toxic political culture’."

Classic English Politics. Treat the symptom, not the illness.

"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one"

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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Feb 23 11.22am
Originally posted by ASCPFC Moaning whinging pussies like most people these days. Oh, I did a job - give me a medal. I suppose a lot used to get merit badges at school. Perhaps people should get dole long service medals that they should have to wear? 5 years unemployed Dole Service Medal, 10 years Long Service Medal, 15 years Distinguished Dole Service Medal and a solid gold cock and balls one at 20 years. They at least get a flat, and some who bewilderingly reproduce a home, some money and concessions elsewhere in life. Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!
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Nicholas91

The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Feb 23 11.22am

Originally posted by ASCPFC

They at least get a flat, and some who bewilderingly reproduce a home, some money and concessions elsewhere in life.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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The Dolphin 08 Feb 23 12.16pm
I read it earlier! Whatever next - have they no shame at all?
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08 Feb 23 12.16pm

I read it earlier!
Whatever next - have they no shame at all?

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Badger11 Beckenham 08 Feb 23 12.17pm
Originally posted by The Dolphin I read it earlier! Whatever next - have they no shame at all? Not whilst the gravy train keeps a rollin. One more point
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Beckenham 08 Feb 23 12.17pm

Originally posted by The Dolphin

I read it earlier!
Whatever next - have they no shame at all?

Not whilst the gravy train keeps a rollin.

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steeleye20 Croydon 08 Feb 23 3.59pm
Now that the asylum seekers are no longer going to Pontins, I would put them there.
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Croydon 08 Feb 23 3.59pm

Now that the asylum seekers are no longer going to Pontins, I would put them there.

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Badger11 Beckenham 08 Feb 23 4.33pm
Originally posted by steeleye20 Now that the asylum seekers are no longer going to Pontins, I would put them there. If there is a pier I am all in favour of that and then encourage the public to push them off. One more point
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Beckenham 08 Feb 23 4.33pm

Originally posted by steeleye20

Now that the asylum seekers are no longer going to Pontins, I would put them there.

If there is a pier I am all in favour of that and then encourage the public to push them off.

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