Breaking news.... the only necklace he had mentioned before was given to him by a previous girl friend.....

Apparently the Spanish version of the book accidentally went on sale today in Spain...whoops

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

And a dog bowl got broken too

Can't accuse him of making a dog's dinner out of all these accusations.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

Apparently, he immediately had to phone his therapist...

Well done William, I say!

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

Rumour has it that it started with a comment "he's not even your real dad"

Let's be honest - when you think of hardmen it doesn't exactly go - Lenny Mclean, Roy Keane, HRH the Duke of Cambridge (as was at the time) etc

If you go down from one slap from your brother then you are a whinging little b****, who frankly deserves to have the s*** kicked out of you.

I'm sure the armed services are proud they created such a tough individual.

Does anybody think that Diana death was suspicious? not relevant particularly on the post, just a question

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

it's pathetic. May 4yo has already punched my 7yo's tooth out, and the best story Harry could pick was handbags around the dog bowl