He's ugly, but blimey, he's a scarily good footballer. I'm sure most of you, if you're honest, marvel at his speed, strength, finishing and general all round ability to play the game. I am in awe when I watch him play, although I am not looking forward to watching him play us. He has been variously described as a robot or a machine. His goal tally so far is exceptional and he scored yet again today against Southampton.

I was, therefore, highly amused to see this article from the Mirror about a Man U fan who has started a petition to get him banned because it just isn't fair. Very funny.

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I certainly can't recall a player coming into the PL and having such a huge impact on the game in such a short time.

Let's hope he'll have blown a fuse by March next year.

Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

Irony appears to be understood in the uk alone. It looks like some think it’s a genuine ‘thing’

Can’t understand how he’s keeping Alexander Sorloth out the Norwegian National side

It's all pretty f***ing boring really. 100 mil plus striker scores goals shocker. Team that has several 100 mil players win league. Pep genius etc. How does bollocks sound?

Red and Blue Army!

LOL

But I was thinking more of Matt Smith in the House of Dragons and not in a good way. In that show there are some really bad blond wigs Haaland would fit in nicely.

Edited by Badger11 (09 Oct 2022 11.17am)

One more point

Cyberdine Systems T-1000 ...the Skynet 'Aurora Borealis' model

6'5"

Delivered anytime by DHL , shipped with matching eyes & shirt colour.

Capable of shooting from 5 yards in the box, or an Uzi 9mm.

Familiar with the controls of a Harley Davidson, an Apache Strike attack helicopter and the offside rule.

Not to be confused with the slower 'Universal Soldier' Dolph Lungren model.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford