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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Aug 22 10.22pm
''the talk'' as it was known at the / my time. how did your parents, mates, school infer or simply poorly inform you of the birds & bees as a younster. obviously things have greatly changed with (too much ) access on internet, but it used to be a matter of some great weight. I remember my mum simply giving up trying to explain the facts of life ,after I s******ed ,only for me to be horrified a few weeks later at the school slide show of what those things were. other lads were schooled by older girls on the estate. so, how was it for you (as they say!) Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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''the talk'' as it was known at the / my time.
how did your parents, mates, school infer or simply poorly inform you of the birds & bees as a younster.
obviously things have greatly changed with (too much ) access on internet, but it used to be a matter of some great weight.
I remember my mum simply giving up trying to explain the facts of life ,after I s******ed ,only for me to be horrified a few weeks later at the school slide show of what those things were.

other lads were schooled by older girls on the estate.
so, how was it for you (as they say!)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Aug 22 12.46am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall ''the talk'' as it was known at the / my time. how did your parents, mates, school infer or simply poorly inform you of the birds & bees as a younster. obviously things have greatly changed with (too much ) access on internet, but it used to be a matter of some great weight. I remember my mum simply giving up trying to explain the facts of life ,after I s******ed ,only for me to be horrified a few weeks later at the school slide show of what those things were. other lads were schooled by older girls on the estate. so, how was it for you (as they say!) Interesting thing for me as I never received the ‘birds and bees’. I can quite confidently say it was for me, probably the order of rumour/gossip/general discussion from peers and older girls. School came a bit late into play and far too scientific for my liking. Might provide some biological references but very little wider context, reality and hard truths for me. I believe like many I very eagerly but equally clumsily grasped every opportunity I came across until I finally had any real concept of how to approach the old ‘how’s your father’!! Speaking of clumsiness, I do find it quite hilarious to imagine myself with the research material so readily available today then trying to put that into practice without any context or experience. I can imagine there are some quite confused and disastrous learner drivers today. In all seriousness I would imagine a lot more accidents and accusations to start coming out of the woodwork however it has been a available for a while now!!! Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!
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The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Aug 22 12.46am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

other lads were schooled by older girls on the estate.
so, how was it for you (as they say!)

Interesting thing for me as I never received the ‘birds and bees’.

I can quite confidently say it was for me, probably the order of rumour/gossip/general discussion from peers and older girls.

School came a bit late into play and far too scientific for my liking. Might provide some biological references but very little wider context, reality and hard truths for me. I believe like many I very eagerly but equally clumsily grasped every opportunity I came across until I finally had any real concept of how to approach the old ‘how’s your father’!!

Speaking of clumsiness, I do find it quite hilarious to imagine myself with the research material so readily available today then trying to put that into practice without any context or experience. I can imagine there are some quite confused and disastrous learner drivers today. In all seriousness I would imagine a lot more accidents and accusations to start coming out of the woodwork however it has been a available for a while now!!!

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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Stirlingsays 03 Aug 22 1.23am
Once someone becomes a teenager and they still don't naturally understand what their hormones are telling them.....then they probably shouldn't reproduce and perhaps take up Morris dancing instead. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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03 Aug 22 1.23am

Once someone becomes a teenager and they still don't naturally understand what their hormones are telling them.....then they probably shouldn't reproduce and perhaps take up Morris dancing instead.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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cryrst The garden of England 03 Aug 22 5.37am
Originally posted by Stirlingsays Once someone becomes a teenager and they still don't naturally understand what their hormones are telling them.....then they probably shouldn't reproduce and perhaps take up Morris dancing instead. This with bells on
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cryrst

The garden of England 03 Aug 22 5.37am

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Once someone becomes a teenager and they still don't naturally understand what their hormones are telling them.....then they probably shouldn't reproduce and perhaps take up Morris dancing instead.

This with bells on

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Teddy Eagle 03 Aug 22 6.53am
Originally posted by Nicholas91 Interesting thing for me as I never received the ‘birds and bees’. I can quite confidently say it was for me, probably the order of rumour/gossip/general discussion from peers and older girls. School came a bit late into play and far too scientific for my liking. Might provide some biological references but very little wider context, reality and hard truths for me. I believe like many I very eagerly but equally clumsily grasped every opportunity I came across until I finally had any real concept of how to approach the old ‘how’s your father’!! Speaking of clumsiness, I do find it quite hilarious to imagine myself with the research material so readily available today then trying to put that into practice without any context or experience. I can imagine there are some quite confused and disastrous learner drivers today. In all seriousness I would imagine a lot more accidents and accusations to start coming out of the woodwork however it has been a available for a while now!!! Indeed. To over extend the metaphor it must be like watching lots of Formula One then being given the keys to a Vauxhall Viva without knowing traffic lights exist.
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Teddy Eagle

03 Aug 22 6.53am

Originally posted by Nicholas91

Interesting thing for me as I never received the ‘birds and bees’.

I can quite confidently say it was for me, probably the order of rumour/gossip/general discussion from peers and older girls.

Indeed. To over extend the metaphor it must be like watching lots of Formula One then being given the keys to a Vauxhall Viva without knowing traffic lights exist.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 03 Aug 22 7.59am
Originally posted by cryrst This with bells on well played Sir I disengage, I turn the page.
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Originally posted by cryrst

This with bells on

well played Sir

I disengage, I turn the page.

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Pete53 Hassocks 03 Aug 22 10.50am
I had no sex education from my parents whatsoever. Probably a blessing. I learned about the "facts of life" one afternoon after school when visiting the local library where a friend sidled over to me and handed me the book of revelation - no not that one - a sex education book. I was at least 11 years old, if not 12, by then, which now seems backward. I have to say it was quite shocking for me to learn what sexual intercourse is. My first thought was the inevitable - good lord my parents have done this. My second thought was, well I certainly won't ever be doing that. I was correct on the first point, but not on the second.
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Hassocks 03 Aug 22 10.50am

I had no sex education from my parents whatsoever. Probably a blessing.

I learned about the "facts of life" one afternoon after school when visiting the local library where a friend sidled over to me and handed me the book of revelation - no not that one - a sex education book. I was at least 11 years old, if not 12, by then, which now seems backward.

I have to say it was quite shocking for me to learn what sexual intercourse is. My first thought was the inevitable - good lord my parents have done this. My second thought was, well I certainly won't ever be doing that. I was correct on the first point, but not on the second.

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Slimey Toad Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 03 Aug 22 12.02pm
I found a very old 'sex manual for married couples' which kept referring to coitus, which sounded like an old fashioned game of ring toss.
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Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 03 Aug 22 12.02pm

I found a very old 'sex manual for married couples' which kept referring to coitus, which sounded like an old fashioned game of ring toss.

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Teddy Eagle 03 Aug 22 12.12pm
Originally posted by Slimey Toad I found a very old 'sex manual for married couples' which kept referring to coitus, which sounded like an old fashioned game of ring toss. Well, in a way....
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Teddy Eagle

03 Aug 22 12.12pm

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

I found a very old 'sex manual for married couples' which kept referring to coitus, which sounded like an old fashioned game of ring toss.

Well, in a way....

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 03 Aug 22 12.19pm
My sex education was by a fat lesbian teacher - forgotten her name - quite a character. I remember her showing how to put a condom onto a plastic cock. All a bit surreal. Frankly, a lot of us (particularly the girls) were already at our fumblings. I think previously when quite young it had been discussed in Biology but nothing too helpful. These days I presume it's about LGBTQ+ 57 others. Probably need a degree and masters in it. No doubt a new curriculum every week when someone invents the latest trendy gender (which are just sexual preferences). Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 03 Aug 22 12.19pm

My sex education was by a fat lesbian teacher - forgotten her name - quite a character. I remember her showing how to put a condom onto a plastic cock. All a bit surreal. Frankly, a lot of us (particularly the girls) were already at our fumblings.
I think previously when quite young it had been discussed in Biology but nothing too helpful.

These days I presume it's about LGBTQ+ 57 others. Probably need a degree and masters in it. No doubt a new curriculum every week when someone invents the latest trendy gender (which are just sexual preferences).

Red and Blue Army!

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Stirlingsays 03 Aug 22 12.57pm
Originally posted by cryrst This with bells on Tips hat. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

03 Aug 22 12.57pm

Originally posted by cryrst

This with bells on

Tips hat.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Aug 22 2.04pm
Originally posted by Pete53 I had no sex education from my parents whatsoever. Probably a blessing. I learned about the "facts of life" one afternoon after school when visiting the local library where a friend sidled over to me and handed me the book of revelation - no not that one - a sex education book. I was at least 11 years old, if not 12, by then, which now seems backward. I have to say it was quite shocking for me to learn what sexual intercourse is. My first thought was the inevitable - good lord my parents have done this. My second thought was, well I certainly won't ever be doing that. I was correct on the first point, but not on the second. this is spot on. the horror. funny how one changes their view a little later... I believe we was in junior school (parents had to give permission for the kids to attend the lesson, those denied had to wait elsewhere like pariahs) crappy slide pictures, drawings with flowers adorning the edges etc were shown. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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kingdowieonthewall

Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Aug 22 2.04pm

Originally posted by Pete53

I had no sex education from my parents whatsoever. Probably a blessing.

this is spot on.
the horror.
funny how one changes their view a little later...

I believe we was in junior school (parents had to give permission for the kids to attend the lesson, those denied had to wait elsewhere like pariahs)
crappy slide pictures, drawings with flowers adorning the edges etc were shown.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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