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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 31 Jul 22 6.19am | |
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Good Farmers / Bad Farmers ? This week I've been working with a farmer who is struggling financially, so is doing temping work. Obviously some farmers are finding it tough, because the profession has had periods of high suicide rates. This article by the BBC about recent crop fires, just stoked my thought processes. "The National Farmers' Union (NFU) said fires were one of the biggest risks faced by farmers during heatwaves. Andy Barr, who owns an 800-acre farm in Lenham, Kent, had a 50-acre field of barley destroyed by a fire last Saturday. Although he is hoping to claim on insurance, Mr Barr said the crop was worth around £40,000." (BBC website) Going to the press about these field fires is a good way of trying to swerve too much insurance investigation into claims. Personally, I've never seen families go for days out to a barley field. Arson on a field is also a bit far-fetched. Some farmers are just greedy b'stads, although amongst a lot of chaff, there are a few good 'uns.
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cryrst The garden of England 31 Jul 22 6.47am | |
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Very painful but their is medication
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YT Oxford 31 Jul 22 7.10am | |
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Originally posted by cryrst
Very painful but their is medication Lol. I call them "Chalfonts"
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 31 Jul 22 8.39am | |
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the only silver lining is getting ones missus to apply the cream..
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Teddy Eagle 31 Jul 22 8.58am | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
the only silver lining is getting ones missus to apply the cream.. This thread got derailed quickly but...I worked with a bloke who told this sorry tale. He was lying in bed moaning that his Nobby Stiles were playing up - he'd had a row with his missus earlier and she was quite unsympathetic, just snapped at him to stick some ointment on them. He got up in the dark and whacked a handful on not realising that earlier she'd replaced the good stuff with a tube of Deep Heat. She found him in the kitchen sitting in a washing up bowl of cold water with virtual steam rising. He reckoned in the event it actually helped clear them up but the cure was worse than the complaint.
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johnny the eagle wivenhoe 31 Jul 22 9.02am | |
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The old " Farmer Giles " a, like a bunch of grapes.
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Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 31 Jul 22 11.16am | |
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Living in these parts you get to respect farmers. Out in all weathers, day and night,trying to make a living in the face of supermarket price wars. Sure, some strike it lucky, but the majority work their socks off for very little return. I certainly don't argue with them in the narrow lanes while they are trying to move a sodding great tractor and combine harvester to another field. I've done my fair share of reversing to a suitable passing place recently.
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 31 Jul 22 3.24pm | |
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I used to work on farms in the summer as a kid. Used to get maybe 40-60 a day picking sweetcorn - which is hard work, strictly for the strongest. The farmer would always complain about our discard pile.
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Pete53 Hassocks 31 Jul 22 3.58pm | |
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My wife's cousin is married to a farmer - he farms in Cornwall We have just come back from a holiday staying on their farm. I have to say it is not a job I'd want to do. I know it sometimes seems that farmers are always moaning but it is a tough life and you can't just take a day off whenever you feel like it. I think we have become so detached from the natural environment and where our food comes from that we take farming and food production for granted and have no idea of what it takes to get the produce to our shops/supermarkets. It's not a great money spinner either. Richard has had to diversify to bring in more income. He lets stables to horse owners and also hosts pheasant shoots, which, in his words, attracts a clientele of "bankers and w***ers".
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 31 Jul 22 5.28pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
the only silver lining is getting ones missus to apply the cream.. But she didn't have to use her tongue.
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YT Oxford 01 Aug 22 4.46pm | |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
This thread got derailed quickly but...I worked with a bloke who told this sorry tale. He was lying in bed moaning that his Nobby Stiles were playing up - he'd had a row with his missus earlier and she was quite unsympathetic, just snapped at him to stick some ointment on them. He got up in the dark and whacked a handful on not realising that earlier she'd replaced the good stuff with a tube of Deep Heat. She found him in the kitchen sitting in a washing up bowl of cold water with virtual steam rising. He reckoned in the event it actually helped clear them up but the cure was worse than the complaint. I'm sure there were many similar occurrences in 'Nobby's Piles' in 'Viz' comic.
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cryrst The garden of England 01 Aug 22 5.23pm | |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
This thread got derailed quickly but...I worked with a bloke who told this sorry tale. He was lying in bed moaning that his Nobby Stiles were playing up - he'd had a row with his missus earlier and she was quite unsympathetic, just snapped at him to stick some ointment on them. He got up in the dark and whacked a handful on not realising that earlier she'd replaced the good stuff with a tube of Deep Heat. She found him in the kitchen sitting in a washing up bowl of cold water with virtual steam rising. He reckoned in the event it actually helped clear them up but the cure was worse than the complaint. It wasn’t derailed, it was more of how the English language can be interpreted.
Edited by cryrst (01 Aug 2022 5.24pm)
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