It's hilarious when you read the story. Someone was having a laugh. There are so many things I wish they had written. "Manchester Utd are rubbish" isn't bad though. But there were better targets "Boris did it" or "Starmer did it" would have been fun, as would "Sturgeon grows to double her size: no longer needs ladder in sweet isle" - those kind of things. "Khan defects to Tories". Oh, the fun they could have had.

Red and Blue Army!