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Teddy Eagle Flag 28 Apr 22 9.22pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


What are footballers saying to each other during matches that requires a hand over the mouth before every conversation?

 

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glazedallover Flag Allier 28 Apr 22 9.35pm Send a Private Message to glazedallover Add glazedallover as a friend

You kick Zaha next and then it's my turn.......

 

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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 29 Apr 22 9.29am Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

"You know, I always preferred Cricket really"

"Hey, have you got any plans at the weekend? I thought maybe we could go out somewhere together, grab a film, maybe something to eat?"

"The red moon rises above Stalingrad tonight"

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"


Just some suggestions, I could go on for my own amusement but I have work to do!

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 29 Apr 22 12.12pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Nicholas91

"You know, I always preferred Cricket really"

"Hey, have you got any plans at the weekend? I thought maybe we could go out somewhere together, grab a film, maybe something to eat?"

"The red moon rises above Stalingrad tonight"

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?"


Just some suggestions, I could go on for my own amusement but I have work to do!

" what , you didn't tie her up and film it"

 

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HeathMan Flag Purley 30 Apr 22 10.49am Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Does the club shop do red and blue ropes?

 

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Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 30 Apr 22 12.02pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

"Have you pruned your roses yet?"

"I can't decide - Ferrari or Bentley?"

"My place or yours?"

"This ref's a pushover"

"Tell you what, this is an easy way to make a few million quid"

Gawd knows why they have to cover their mouths. Is what they say really that significant?

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Apr 22 12.35pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

''f*** the clubs guidelines, I'm having a large doner tonight, no one will ever know''

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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