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Teddy Eagle Flag 26 Apr 22 5.40pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


Lately there has been a lot of talk about conspiracy theories and it’s time to find out who is behind them. It’s obviously someone with a lot of influence - could it be Donald Trump? Is it any coincidence that Crystal Palace haven’t won the league since he assumed the Presidency? The fact we didn’t win it before either is proof of how deep this goes.
Whitehorse/ White House: coincidence or hiding in plain sight?
As further proof I offer this - Google Trump/CPFC/Not winning the Premier League and you’ll find it’s all been hushed up.

 
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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 Apr 22 5.45pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

I think you'll find the Illuminati at the heart of this. In the basement of a certain Pizza Hut lays the key That's all I can say for now.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 Apr 22 5.56pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle


Lately there has been a lot of talk about conspiracy theories and it’s time to find out who is behind them. It’s obviously someone with a lot of influence - could it be Donald Trump? Is it any coincidence that Crystal Palace haven’t won the league since he assumed the Presidency? The fact we didn’t win it before either is proof of how deep this goes.
Whitehorse/ White House: coincidence or hiding in plain sight?
As further proof I offer this - Google Trump/CPFC/Not winning the Premier League and you’ll find it’s all been hushed up.

There's a clue here: [Link]

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 26 Apr 22 6.00pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I think you'll find the Illuminati at the heart of this. In the basement of a certain Pizza Hut lays the key That's all I can say for now.

Ah, yes. The Anchovy Conjecture.
Another coincidence - originally they were called Pizzaha Hut.

 
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Teddy Eagle Flag 26 Apr 22 6.02pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

There's a clue here: [Link]

Good grief. The dots are being joined.
This is starting to make Watergate look like a triumph of investigative journalism.

 
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Stirlingsays Flag 26 Apr 22 6.07pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

It's always Colonel Mustard with the candlestick.

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 26 Apr 22 6.07pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

It's always Colonel Mustard with the candlestick.

The filthy swine.

 
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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 Apr 22 7.13pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

The filthy swine.

There's pork in that secret recipe!

 

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becky Flag over the moon 26 Apr 22 9.40pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

It's always Colonel Mustard with the candlestick.

He's just the decoy frontman, so everyone takes their eye off Professor Plumb with the poison

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 26 Apr 22 9.52pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by becky

He's just the decoy frontman, so everyone takes their eye off Professor Plumb with the poison

Replace Professor Plum with Mike Pence and things become clearer.

 
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becky Flag over the moon 26 Apr 22 9.55pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Replace Professor Plum with Mike Pence and things become clearer.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - codenames will be used at all times, Teddy

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 26 Apr 22 9.57pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - codenames will be used at all times, Teddy

With the mention of a candlestick I would find a safe word

 
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