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Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 28 Jan 22 6.27pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Earlier today I played a Bob Dylan album that includes the track 'I'm Alright Ma'. There are two lines that have always amused me since I first heard them in 1965:
'But even the President of the United States
Sometimes must have to stand naked'
It's daring, true, surprising and funny all at the same time. Clever writing. No-one would ever think of suggesting the Queen might be in a similar state.

Then there are some lyrics that are just plain suggestive and dirty. Chuck Berry sings about taking his girl for a drive and when things start to get interesting he 'Couldn't unfasten her safety belt'. Billy Fury is teased by his girl, but he only gets 'Halfway to Paradise'.

Lyrics in songs are often misheard like Jimi Hendrix singing 'Excuse me while I kiss the sky' not 'kiss this guy' as a lot of folk thought apparently.

Songs trigger memories and resonate in many different ways. There are hundreds, probably thousands that impact on our lives like Pink Floyd impacts on eagleman (the signature on his posts).

So, what can you tell us about songs that mean something to you or words in a song that you misunderstood when you first heard it played?

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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becky Flag over the moon 28 Jan 22 8.24pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Kenny Rodgers' Lucille always puzzled me ......

Your picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
Four hundred children and a crap in the field


??????????????

Oh! It's 4 hungry children and a crop in the field

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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Tyke Exile Flag Portuguese Cove, Nova Scotia 28 Jan 22 9.22pm Send a Private Message to Tyke Exile Add Tyke Exile as a friend

David Bowie's Starman

There's a starman waiting in the sky
His nose is not for blowing
Cos his nose is always dry.

It was years before I realized it was actually

He's told us not to blow it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile

 


Why worry about TODAY when TOMORROW will be even worse.

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Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 28 Jan 22 9.45pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

My Wife's Bisexual Nazareth....

 


Pro USA & Israel

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 29 Jan 22 9.52pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

queen, bohemian rhapsody..
' had a devil for a sideboard , me'

k.d lang- constant craving
'arseholes to the wind'

the police-' sue lawley, sue lawley!'

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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martin2412 Flag Living The Dream 29 Jan 22 10.10pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Chris Tarrant used to come out with alternative lyrics when he was the breakfast show host on Capital. One that always stuck with me was by Paul Young 'every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you' Apparently this is sung to a worker in a butchers who's thieving the stock.

Peter Kaye also does a routine where he mixes up lyrics, which can be seen on YouTube and is quite funny.

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Edited by martin2412 (29 Jan 2022 10.12pm)

 

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Daddyorc Flag Atlantic Highlands, NJ 29 Jan 22 11.08pm Send a Private Message to Daddyorc Add Daddyorc as a friend

For years I thought Eric Clapton sang:

Won't you be my four legged woman, I will be your four legged man...

I literally asked someone what that meant and the looked at me like I was a moron (I guess I am).

Edited by Daddyorc (29 Jan 2022 11.08pm)

 

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 30 Jan 22 9.03am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Daddyorc

For years I thought Eric Clapton sang:

Won't you be my four legged woman, I will be your four legged man...

I literally asked someone what that meant and the looked at me like I was a moron (I guess I am).

Edited by Daddyorc (29 Jan 2022 11.08pm)

In fairness to Eric the song was called Forever Man.

I wonder if Desmond Decker has put out that fire yet.

 


One more point

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 Jan 22 9.53am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

In fairness to Eric the song was called Forever Man.

I wonder if Desmond Decker has put out that fire yet.

my brothers friend thought 'war' - edwin star, was 'whore !'
what is she good for..

silly bugger..

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 30 Jan 22 10.32am Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

When I started this thread I thought more of you might describe the memories triggered by a song or it's lyrics.

I guess the misheard lyrics are more fun. When I first heard Burl Ives singing 'Mersey boats and dozeydotes' on Children's Favourites with Uncle Mac I couldn't figure it at all.

As for the memorable stuff. Whenever I hear or play All Shook Up by Elvis it takes me back to the jukebox in Morello's Ice Cream Parlour in Broadstairs where I first heard it.

Another memory jogger is Guantanamera by The Sandpipers. It was played everywhere in Ibiza in 1969 when on holiday there with my present wife while we were still 'going out'.

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 30 Jan 22 10.39am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

I’ve always thought in La Isla Bonita, Madonna sings “chocolate goulies onion rings” at one point

Edited by monkey (19 Feb 2022 12.43pm)

 

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 30 Jan 22 10.52am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer

When I started this thread I thought more of you might describe the memories triggered by a song or it's lyrics.

I guess the misheard lyrics are more fun. When I first heard Burl Ives singing 'Mersey boats and dozeydotes' on Children's Favourites with Uncle Mac I couldn't figure it at all.

As for the memorable stuff. Whenever I hear or play All Shook Up by Elvis it takes me back to the jukebox in Morello's Ice Cream Parlour in Broadstairs where I first heard it.

Another memory jogger is Guantanamera by The Sandpipers. It was played everywhere in Ibiza in 1969 when on holiday there with my present wife while we were still 'going out'.

One ton of marrows he ordered one ton of marrows.

 


One more point

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