This story goes back to my youth, which is quite a while ago now. I used to go out with an American girl. On our third date, she turned up wearing a Newcastle United shirt. I asked her about it, and she said "Oh - my previous boyfriend bought me this. He was a big fan of the club. I like the black and white stripes on this, so I wear the shirt a lot."
I said "I'm a Palace supporter by the way."
She looked at me blankly for a few seconds and said "You mean you support the Royal Family?"
Ouch!

first date (with the girl that is still my wife after 30 odd years, )I told her I had puppies and bunnies back at my flat..
she honestly believed me.
this generally still works

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Took a girl back to my mum’s house who insisted on being made a hot drink. She fell down the stairs and splashed an impressive arch of coffee up the wall. In retrospect dashing into the bathroom to grab sponges and towels before inspecting the crumpled heap in the hallway wasn’t the best move. Things came to a satisfactory conclusion, for me anyway, but I didn’t see her again.

Statistical analysis of Dating Apps shows that most of the women are only interested in the top 5% or 10% of the men.

Tall, handsome, wealthy, successful etc.

All the young women on there can get some action, effortlessly. The men must struggle & strive to get it.

A Ronaldo would get pleny of interest, as would most premier league players. An amateur wannabe football player ? playing for a club in the Conference ? not so much.

Many women complain of all these 'pick up artist' untermenschen online. And the absence of a romantically committed Chris Hemsworth who will marry them.

There are many parallels with mammals in the animal kingdom then.

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Edited by PalazioVecchio (26 Dec 2020 10.58am)

Edited by PalazioVecchio (26 Dec 2020 10.59am)

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

This is why I would always target the bottom 25%, far less competition and always grateful.

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

I used to know a delightful chap who was far from easy on the eye and generally proportioned.
He used to home in on attractive females and suffered instant rejection time and time again.He was certainly not deterred by being given the 'Cold shoulder' and kept persevering without any success whatsoever.

I did advise him,tactfully, to consider ladies who perhaps were not so much in demand but my words went unheeded.I did lose touch with this gentleman after I moved from the area and our paths haven't crossed since the 80s.Perhaps he married a 'Miss World' !!