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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 05 Dec 20 5.32pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

in my driveway

courier dropped it off, apparently

spooky and takes up lots of meeja-space.

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 06 Dec 20 11.33am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Perhaps it's an indication that mankind is about to enter a new era.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 06 Dec 20 11.44am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

LOL

I expect those monolith's popping up all over the place is probably a clever advertising stunt either by an artist or corporate advertising.

No doubt all will be revealed in the next few days meanwhile I need to get back to my smart speaker which seems to be playing up.

"HAL please open the door, HAL open the frigging door".

 


One more point

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 06 Dec 20 4.50pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

There's a monolith in my trousers.

 


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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Dec 20 8.11am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

in my driveway

courier dropped it off, apparently

spooky and takes up lots of meeja-space.

Ive experienced this phenomenon also.
Before you even know of its prescence , you get a weird notice on ones mobile warning
'parcel handed to customer'
immediatly after this, there is the monolith right by the drive gate, that is obviously unnegotiable to the aliens.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Spiderman Flag Horsham 07 Dec 20 8.41am Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Ive experienced this phenomenon also.
Before you even know of its prescence , you get a weird notice on ones mobile warning
'parcel handed to customer'
immediatly after this, there is the monolith right by the drive gate, that is obviously unnegotiable to the aliens.

My daughter got a text saying parcel handed to receptionist. She lives in a 2nd floor flat with entry system, the “receptionist” must sit behind the dustbins as that was where the parcel was located!

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 07 Dec 20 10.14am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Ive experienced this phenomenon also.
Before you even know of its prescence , you get a weird notice on ones mobile warning
'parcel handed to customer'
immediatly after this, there is the monolith right by the drive gate, that is obviously unnegotiable to the aliens.

funnily enough, I managed to open the monolith with a lock-knife, and inside it was stuffed with hardcore pronography DVD's, seemingly from an alien species. Indeed a strange message from another world, but one that will no doubt enhance my education.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (07 Dec 2020 10.14am)

 


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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Dec 20 12.11pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Spiderman

My daughter got a text saying parcel handed to receptionist. She lives in a 2nd floor flat with entry system, the “receptionist” must sit behind the dustbins as that was where the parcel was located!

theyre very annoying(some of em)
those that do negotiate the tricky gate test opt to dodge the bell & just bang on the glass door, leaving the parcel in front of the outward opening door.
HOWEVER..if its alcohol you need driving licence / passport and to engage in some sort of grunt language followed by photos taken of the delivered booty.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Dec 20 12.15pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

funnily enough, I managed to open the monolith with a lock-knife, and inside it was stuffed with hardcore pronography DVD's, seemingly from an alien species. Indeed a strange message from another world, but one that will no doubt enhance my education.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (07 Dec 2020 10.14am)

Pron !
never pay for percy filth forest !
its awash on webs matey.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 08 Dec 20 9.45am Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

in my driveway

courier dropped it off, apparently

spooky and takes up lots of meeja-space.

Morning mate, have seen a piece on tellybox that this is a new scam & its called 'BRUSHING'. What it does, is, they send out stuff to people that theyve gotten their details of, & then write brill reviews in your name to entice other people to buy their stuff that doesnt exist.

Funny thing is, legally, you can keep what was sent to you.

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 08 Dec 20 10.36am

Originally posted by Spiderman

My daughter got a text saying parcel handed to receptionist. She lives in a 2nd floor flat with entry system, the “receptionist” must sit behind the dustbins as that was where the parcel was located!

For the purpose of the story maybe include her full address?..

 


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 08 Dec 20 12.50pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

For the purpose of the story maybe include her full address?..

I thought you'd be asking for pics.

 


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