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nickyf 26 Oct 20 9.02am Send a Private Message to nickyf Add nickyf as a friend

3 weeks into growing one, I have to say it's a strange feeling around my face , it looks good ( according to my wife ) but can't see me keeping it much longer.

 
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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Oct 20 9.24am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Beards suit some people but sometimes they do not enhance one's appearance whatsoever.
Only last night I saw a chap who was previously clean-shaven but decided to grow facial hair and my word, he looked a bit of a scruff with it.

I suppose if one is a jowly old boy, a beard can cover up evidence of the passage of time.
I am clean-shaven and don't have jowls quivering like port jelly.

Edited by Willo (26 Oct 2020 9.25am)

 
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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 26 Oct 20 10.12am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

if your jowls don't quiver like port jelly what do they quiver like, cold aspic, a hippo's scrotum? I have sported whiskers since I turned 40, after my mother passed away actually, didn't have the energy to shave and have kept it that way ever since. Started with full growth but now have sculpted goatiness to hide the odd bit of port jelly which has settled in over the years.

 
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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 26 Oct 20 10.12am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Too many James O’Brien socialist/communist types in scruffy beards for my liking. Need culling.

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Oct 20 10.25am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

if your jowls don't quiver like port jelly what do they quiver like, cold aspic, a hippo's scrotum? I have sported whiskers since I turned 40, after my mother passed away actually, didn't have the energy to shave and have kept it that way ever since. Started with full growth but now have sculpted goatiness to hide the odd bit of port jelly which has settled in over the years.

I readily accept that I am NO expert on Hippos scrotums.I re-iterate that I am blessed that even at my age of nearly 68, I am not a jowly old boy.
Furthermore I don't experience any quivering in the 'Undercarriage' department any more.

Returning to beards, I have to assert I don't like the look of those "ZZ Top" beards nor those ones with attachments which hang down below the chin.

 
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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 Oct 20 10.55am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

I have a big beard to show how manly I am.

 

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Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 26 Oct 20 11.31am Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Harbingers & carriers of illness, pestilence & disease.
Some of these wonders are probably still harbouring the Bird Flu from 2004

 

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palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 26 Oct 20 11.39am Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Philip Schofield was married to one for a long time.

 
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Mapletree Flag Croydon 26 Oct 20 11.43am Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Jimenez

Harbingers & carriers of illness, pestilence & disease.
Some of these wonders are probably still harbouring the Bird Flu from 2004

Apparently pubic lice like curly beard hair.

From my perspective chance of catching them would be a fine thing.

Personally I find the beard dust makes me sneeze

 
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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 26 Oct 20 11.51am

Beards should be like f@nnys.

Neatly trimmed and with plenty of space for a tongue to operate without getting hair on it

 

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 26 Oct 20 12.08pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Originally posted by palace_in_frogland

Philip Schofield was married to one for a long time.

S'funny so is Justin Trudeau. Small world !!

 

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JohnB Flag 26 Oct 20 12.15pm Send a Private Message to JohnB Add JohnB as a friend

Beards have been the saviour for ugly men who without them would have been virgins well into their 30's.

Luckily for me, I'm quite the stunner, which is fortunate as anything beyond about 0.5cm of stubble irritates the life out of me.

Being in lockdown and working from home has meant I shave less often and I end up trying to Swayze Roadhouse my own throat by about day 4, it's so itchy and irritating.

 
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