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Casual Orpington 14 Oct 20 5.44am
I’ve got a family of them living in the garden next door. The old girl 2 doors down is feeding them, I think there’s 4/5 of them. I’ve always put up with the fox sht etc but they have started chewing through wires in my garden. Ive tried the various things deterrents online and we have a dog none of them have worked. Blocking off access to my garden isn’t possible. We’ve got a swimming pool, so they’ve got unlimited access to water. Getting the right pox with the ginger cnts, don’t really want to chuck some meat soaked in antifreeze over the fence , Im not bothered if it’s illegal, but don’t like the idea of a slow painful death. , It maybe easier to bump off the old girl that’s feeding them, I am, of course joking. Anyone got any ideas?
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Orpington 14 Oct 20 5.44am

I’ve got a family of them living in the garden next door. The old girl 2 doors down is feeding them, I think there’s 4/5 of them.
I’ve always put up with the fox sh*t etc but they have started chewing through wires in my garden.
Ive tried the various things deterrents online and we have a dog none of them have worked. Blocking off access to my garden isn’t possible.
We’ve got a swimming pool, so they’ve got unlimited access to water.
Getting the right pox with the ginger c*nts, don’t really want to chuck some meat soaked in antifreeze over the fence , Im not bothered if it’s illegal, but don’t like the idea of a slow painful death. ,
It maybe easier to bump off the old girl that’s feeding them, I am, of course joking.
Anyone got any ideas?

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lush1076 leatherhead 14 Oct 20 6.49am
I had that problem. I was told that they dont like the smell of Male wee. I started peeing everywhere in the garden (sounds like the behaviour of a nutter). But it seemed to work, I haven't seen them for months. Pee in the areas they most frequent.
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leatherhead 14 Oct 20 6.49am

I had that problem. I was told that they dont like the smell of Male wee. I started peeing everywhere in the garden (sounds like the behaviour of a nutter). But it seemed to work, I haven't seen them for months. Pee in the areas they most frequent.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 14 Oct 20 6.51am
piss in a plastic bottle let it ferment a few days then wait. when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss. theyll not be back.... (works for me ) and very eco friendly, casual. no animals were harmed. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 14 Oct 20 6.51am

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piss in a plastic bottle
let it ferment a few days then wait.
when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss.
theyll not be back....

(works for me )
and very eco friendly, casual.
no animals were harmed.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Spiderman Horsham 14 Oct 20 7.09am
Originally posted by lush1076 I had that problem. I was told that they dont like the smell of Male wee. I started peeing everywhere in the garden (sounds like the behaviour of a nutter). But it seemed to work, I haven't seen them for months. Pee in the areas they most frequent. Perhaps HOL should arrange a meet and all pee in Orpington’s swimming pool
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Horsham 14 Oct 20 7.09am

Originally posted by lush1076

Perhaps HOL should arrange a meet and all pee in Orpington’s swimming pool

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 14 Oct 20 7.35am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall piss in a plastic bottle let it ferment a few days then wait. when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss. theyll not be back.... (works for me ) and very eco friendly, casual. no animals were harmed. That’s just a normal Saturday night for you "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Croydon 14 Oct 20 7.35am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

piss in a plastic bottle
let it ferment a few days then wait.
when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss.
theyll not be back....

(works for me )
and very eco friendly, casual.
no animals were harmed.

That’s just a normal Saturday night for you

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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stuckinbristol In the woodwork. 14 Oct 20 8.31am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall piss in a plastic bottle let it ferment a few days then wait. when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss. theyll not be back.... (works for me ) and very eco friendly, casual. no animals were harmed. Neighbours cat constantly shtting in our front garden. I did this, and the shtting stopped. Problem was my front garden smelt like a public urinal on a Sunday morning. Just finished spreading my golden magic over the lawn one day when the posty walked up the drive, the look on his face was priceless. Confined myself to late night sprinkling after that.
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

piss in a plastic bottle
let it ferment a few days then wait.
when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss.
theyll not be back....

(works for me )
and very eco friendly, casual.
no animals were harmed.

Neighbours cat constantly sh*tting in our front garden.

I did this, and the sh*tting stopped.
Problem was my front garden smelt like a public urinal on a Sunday morning. Just finished spreading my golden magic over the lawn one day when the posty walked up the drive, the look on his face was priceless. Confined myself to late night sprinkling after that.

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beak croydon 14 Oct 20 8.41am
Originally posted by stuckinbristol Neighbours cat constantly shtting in our front garden. I did this, and the shtting stopped. Problem was my front garden smelt like a public urinal on a Sunday morning. Just finished spreading my golden magic over the lawn one day when the posty walked up the drive, the look on his face was priceless. Confined myself to late night sprinkling after that. Get a fox it acts as a deterrent to the cat.
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croydon 14 Oct 20 8.41am

Originally posted by stuckinbristol

Neighbours cat constantly sh*tting in our front garden.

Get a fox it acts as a deterrent to the cat.

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Teddy Eagle 14 Oct 20 8.42am
Originally posted by stuckinbristol Neighbours cat constantly shtting in our front garden. I did this, and the shtting stopped. Problem was my front garden smelt like a public urinal on a Sunday morning. Just finished spreading my golden magic over the lawn one day when the posty walked up the drive, the look on his face was priceless. Confined myself to late night sprinkling after that. Would have been worse if he’d whipped his little postman out and joined in.
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14 Oct 20 8.42am

Originally posted by stuckinbristol

Neighbours cat constantly sh*tting in our front garden.

Would have been worse if he’d whipped his little postman out and joined in.

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 14 Oct 20 9.33am
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle Would have been worse if he’d whipped his little postman out and joined in. Had to read that twice Teddy "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 14 Oct 20 9.33am

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Would have been worse if he’d whipped his little postman out and joined in.

Had to read that twice Teddy

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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BlueJay UK 14 Oct 20 1.20pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall piss in a plastic bottle let it ferment a few days then wait. when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss. I heard Nigella Lawson does this very same recipe.
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UK 14 Oct 20 1.20pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

piss in a plastic bottle
let it ferment a few days then wait.
when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss.

I heard Nigella Lawson does this very same recipe.

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PalazioVecchio south pole 14 Oct 20 1.21pm
the foxes are chewing your wires. any solutions ? switch to wireless internet. Problem solved. Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
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the foxes are chewing your wires.

any solutions ?

switch to wireless internet. Problem solved.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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Jimenez SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 14 Oct 20 1.27pm
Garlic. Buy a big jar of ready chopped garlic from the supermarket & put a few dollops of that around where they are getting into your garden. Pro USA & Israel
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SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 14 Oct 20 1.27pm

Garlic. Buy a big jar of ready chopped garlic from the supermarket & put a few dollops of that around where they are getting into your garden.

Pro USA & Israel

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