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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 21 Mar 20 6.04pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

I do hope this stuff's not making a comeback, truly hard times ahead and behind!

[Link]

(hope the link works this time)

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 21 Mar 20 6.09pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I have NO recollection whatsoever of ever purchasing this product.

 

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 21 Mar 20 6.11pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

I do hope this stuff's not making a comeback, truly hard times ahead and behind!

[Link]

(hope the link works this time)

Ouch.. Now wash your hands...now wash your hands.

 


One more point

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Spiderman Flag Horsham 21 Mar 20 6.21pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

I do hope this stuff's not making a comeback, truly hard times ahead and behind!

[Link]

(hope the link works this time)

Slip sliding away. Harsh reminder of school toilets

 

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chris123 Flag hove actually 21 Mar 20 7.37pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Tracing paper really.

 

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 21 Mar 20 8.04pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

like trying to wipe your arse with a brown envelope

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 21 Mar 20 8.21pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

like trying to wipe your arse with a brown envelope

Having never used a brown envelope after a bowel movement I cannot assert whether it is a pleasant experience or not.

Might have to resort to one if I cannot find a supply of conventional toilet paper!


Edited by Willo (21 Mar 2020 8.22pm)

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards robdave2k Flag 21 Mar 20 8.35pm

The John Wayne of toilet paper

“Rough, tough and don’t take no s*** off no one”

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 21 Mar 20 8.39pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by robdave2k

The John Wayne of toilet paper

“Rough, tough and don’t take no s*** off no one”

Very good

As I have already asserted, I have no recollection whatsoever of purchasing 'Izal'.
From your comments I can only conclude that it is coarser than a Braemar tweed jock-strap.

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards robdave2k Flag 21 Mar 20 8.52pm

Originally posted by Willo

Very good

As I have already asserted, I have no recollection whatsoever of purchasing 'Izal'.
From your comments I can only conclude that it is coarser than a Braemar tweed jock-strap.

It was coated with the same substance that they use on the space shuttle to reduce friction.

If it came down to using Izal or a pet cat, you could pass me Tiddles.

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 21 Mar 20 9.18pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


Rabelais claimed the best thing to use is the neck of a live goose. Of course the chances of the goose getting slightly cross at this indignity are probably quite high.

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 21 Mar 20 9.19pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by robdave2k

It was coated with the same substance that they use on the space shuttle to reduce friction.

If it came down to using Izal or a pet cat, you could pass me Tiddles.

Given what I have told about 'Izal', I have concluded I would rather use a bog brush.

 

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