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Stirlingsays Flag 20 Jan 20 7.17pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

My bird, my partner, my wallet reduction project has this thing for eating weirdo food.....I'm sure she does it just to freak me out.

She keeps telling me Marmite on Crumpets is normal. I think she's lost it.....if I didn't know better I'd think she'd have a bun in the oven.

Chocolate spread on scones, no butter.....Freaking freaking me out.

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 20 Jan 20 7.26pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

I thought you were going to start talking Quinoa and seeds and all that smug vegan shyte but you’ve listed student snacks.

When I think of this sort of stuff it makes me think I’d fancy peanut butter and sliced banana in some nice bread, like a banoffe pie typed dessert you’re convincing yourself is healthier, but isn’t, much.

Oh and what’s it like kissing a marmite eater? I wouldn’t go near either.

 


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chris123 Flag hove actually 20 Jan 20 7.26pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Marmite and cheese in a jacket potato is excellent - umami!!

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 20 Jan 20 7.27pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

My bird, my partner, my wallet reduction project has this thing for eating weirdo food.....I'm sure she does it just to freak me out.

She keeps telling me Marmite on Crumpets is normal. I think she's lost it.....if I didn't know better I'd think she'd have a bun in the oven.

Chocolate spread on scones, no butter.....Freaking freaking me out.

If she likes marmite that much you need to use your imagination at bed time.
Then again you dont sleep do you.

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 20 Jan 20 7.45pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

My dear wife would not have the temerity to suggest I sample the aforementioned food for she knows only too well that it would be met with a firm response in the negative perhaps with decibel levels even beyond Brian Blessed.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 20 Jan 20 7.51pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

I thought you were going to start talking Quinoa and seeds and all that smug vegan shyte but you’ve listed student snacks.

When I think of this sort of stuff it makes me think I’d fancy peanut butter and sliced banana in some nice bread, like a banoffe pie typed dessert you’re convincing yourself is healthier, but isn’t, much.

Oh and what’s it like kissing a marmite eater? I wouldn’t go near either.

You're right, she should be on her knees thanking me.....hang on, that's Thursday night.

Student food is best left to student times.....but some just can't put their Pot Noodle days behind them.

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 20 Jan 20 7.53pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

My bird, my partner, my wallet reduction project has this thing for eating weirdo food.....I'm sure she does it just to freak me out.

She keeps telling me Marmite on Crumpets is normal. I think she's lost it.....if I didn't know better I'd think she'd have a bun in the oven.

Chocolate spread on scones, no butter.....Freaking freaking me out.

Tell her Toms got something she can chew on..

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 20 Jan 20 7.59pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by chris123

Marmite and cheese in a jacket potato is excellent - umami!!

I will now perform an Exorcism to cure you of your harmful food illness.

In nomine Iesu Christi
Deum et Dominum nostrum,
Ut intercessione roborati Immaculatam Virginem Mariam,
Mater Dei,
et beátum Michaélem Archángelum,
cum beatis Apostolis tuis Petro et Paulo, et omnibus Sanctis.
et potentes in sacri ministerii nostri auctoritate,
Confidenter nobis suscipere equis pepulissent impetus Capsicum annuum Marmite et caseo iaccam et insidias diaboli.

Take one egg on toast and tea and have a lie down for exactly 27 minutes.

Go in peace my son.

Edited by Stirlingsays (20 Jan 2020 8.00pm)

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 20 Jan 20 8.05pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by cryrst

If she likes marmite that much you need to use your imagination at bed time.
Then again you dont sleep do you.

Lots of time for sleeping once you croak it son.

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 20 Jan 20 8.05pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Tell her Toms got something she can chew on..

I think she's getting enough salt as it is.

 


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cryrst Flag The garden of England 20 Jan 20 8.07pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Lots of time for sleeping once you croak it son.

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 20 Jan 20 8.09pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Tell her Toms got something she can chew on..

Yours must be worn out by now tom.
A cup of tea and a chocolate digestive must be your goal in the evenings.

 

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