Israel is sending a spacecraft to the moon!

Officially it's there to conduct experiments.....but I've heard secret whispers that they plan to open the Moon's first bank.....Goldman sucks....for the little green men there to open up current accounts.

All just humour of course and in all seriousness I want to commend the Israelis for being one of just a few countries who have gone there.....It's a massive achievement for a nation of under nine million and shows their accomplishments and contributions to science and technology.

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'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

I heard they cut 2 miles off the end of the Sea of Fecundity

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

With rocket technology invented by von Braun, a former Nazi.
The Jews are keen on the idea of manifest destiny so this little irony should please them no end.

But it sure does help

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

At least they are not terrorists

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