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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 07 Oct 18 4.20pm

Recently noticed my eye sight isn't what it used to be.

Years ago I used to be a three a day man, just wondering if there may be a link?

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Flightsequence Flag 07 Oct 18 4.41pm Send a Private Message to Flightsequence Add Flightsequence as a friend

Could you post this message in Braille? The majority will then be able to read it. I see It's knackered your spelling also!

Edited by Flightsequence (07 Oct 2018 4.43pm)

 

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YT Flag Oxford 07 Oct 18 5.26pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Reminds me of the old routine at school.

Kid #1 (mumbles to Kid #2 something inaudible, beginning with a ‘W’ and with 5 syllables).

Kid #2 “Pardon?”

Kid #1 (shouts) “I SAID ‘W@NKING MAKES YOU DEAF!!’”


Edited by YT (07 Oct 2018 5.26pm)

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 07 Oct 18 6.25pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

the two richest prizes in science :

a) find the cure for Cancer

b) learn to harness the kinetic energy of all the w....nking in the world. Solve the world energy crisis.

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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YT Flag Oxford 07 Oct 18 6.53pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

the three richest prizes in science :

a) find the cure for Cancer

b) learn to harness the kinetic energy of all the w....nking in the world. Solve the world energy crisis.

c) discover a way for Christian Benteke to score a goal. Or indeed any of his team-mates.

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Oct 18 7.49pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Recently noticed my eye sight isn't what it used to be.

Years ago I used to be a three a day man, just wondering if there may be a link?

no, but it destroys your spellering.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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chateauferret Flag 09 Oct 18 1.01am

No, but I don't think it does your performance in the German prose paper much good. See posts passim.

Edited by chateauferret (09 Oct 2018 1.01am)

 


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aquickgame2 Flag Beni = summer,Caribbean = winter 09 Oct 18 9.18am Send a Private Message to aquickgame2 Add aquickgame2 as a friend

Could someone read this thread to me

 

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beagle Flag pom tiddly om pom pom 10 Oct 18 8.01am Send a Private Message to beagle Add beagle as a friend

Paul Calf:

"I've had to give up my two worst vices. Smoking and masturbation. Which is hard, as I'm a twenty a day man. And I smoke like a chimney as well."

 


When the time comes, I want die just like my Dad - at peace and asleep.
Not screaming and terrified.
Like his passengers.

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