If you were compiling a video that showed all the unpunished fouls on Wilfried Zaha, which footage would you include?

And in what order?

Would you start with the assault by that Watford goon on the back of Wilf's ankle?

Or should that go at the finale?

Or would you start with some witless criticism? But which morons should be included? Watford fans or pundlits?

Personally I'd go with Kevin Kilbane. Do you agree?

If an original idea ever made its way into Kilbane's head he'd have a panic attack!

His copycat attack on Wilf was the worst punditry ever, because the footage he was commenting on entirely refutes the second hand argument Kilbane was witlessly trying to repeat.

What about Chris Sutton? Is there footage of him playing that shows he is in no position to pass judgement?

Aside from the trolling and sniping from the jealous Gloominatti, which physical attacks should be included?

Would you have a heading called 'rotational clogging' which then shows Huddersfield players systematically kicking Wilf?

Should there be a section on Watford's organised thuggery?

What about that Brighton game where a player started writhing on the floor like a child possessed by demons? If that wasn't bad enough, the surviving members of this outrage ran to the referee begging hm to exorcise Wilf from the pitch.

Should there be a section that shows the organised protesting that's conducted. If only Brighton's defence was as well marshalled as its referee lobbying.

Sadly, I have no idea how to make such a video, but I wish someone would.

Thanks for listening.

I must throw myself open to the court of Midland's Eagle, the magistrate who presides over these pages, not to move this one to General Chat.

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Manchester City might think the same about us as Puncheon did his best to cripple De Bruyn but made such a hash of it that he ended up crippling himself.

I would include the alleged dives and the commentary afterwards. I have a Watford colleague who thinks that even the Capoue incident was a dive! I also think that when Wilf has been booked for simulation most of the time the replays and analysis suggests he has been booked harshly.

I read this board everyday but never write anything; except this.

i bet zaha would get better referee protection if he was playing for one of the teams that regularly occupy the top 6 places in the prem table

the clattenburg performance at Wembley was not an isolated incident.

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Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

Are you talking about Reffing Bad?

They count us as local rivals. Not sure why they think that South London is closer to Watford than North London. Just stupid I guess.

Red and Blue Army!