A decent midfielder who apparently according to Sky "sources" has been made available for £10m by West Ham.

He in my opinion would be a super purchase, strong as an ox, him and Luka a very good central pair

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Hope this one is true. I'd be happy with this.

I though he absolutely ran the show at their place last season.
Really good signing if true

Winch Eagle

He's already at Wet Spam.

============
The Ferret
============

This MUST be post of the day, genuine mistake or tongue in cheek doesn't matter.