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cryrst Flag The garden of England 18 Jun 18 9.52pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

The thought just entered my mind replying to a post
Maybe he was and that's where the physiology of religion comes from.

 

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chateauferret Flag 18 Jun 18 9.56pm

Since different people have different beliefs (or indeed no belief) about what God is the answer must be "it depends". I would say that God is outside time and space and therefore can't be an astronaut.

You could argue that being exempt from the constraints of time and space would be an ideal qualification for senior business management, of course.

 


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the.universal 18 Jun 18 10.05pm Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

I think a lot about organised religion fits around how humans behave at certain times.

Even if we’re not religious we look ‘up to the heavens’ for inspiration and down to the floor when we are feeling guilty.

So, i’m not a believer personally, but respect to those of you who are.

 


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YT Flag Oxford 18 Jun 18 10.23pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

I wonder if God can spell ‘astronaut’.

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 18 Jun 18 10.27pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Someone with vastly superior technology would seem like a god to ancient man. Word of mouth stories told over generations could distort the memory and embellish it.

It makes far more sense than the guff that religious types spout. The religious approach is to explain everything away by using the 'certainty' of God as a starting point and fitting the facts around it.
Totally daft.
This doesn't make the astronaut theory true though.

 

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becky Flag over the moon 18 Jun 18 10.55pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

A possibility that has bee suggested for many, many years...... one of the explanations as to why Jesus and the saints are always pictured with 'halos' - they are actually held to be space helmets

 


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cryrst Flag The garden of England 19 Jun 18 5.49am Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by YT

I wonder if God can spell ‘astronaut’.

Well clearly I'm not him then doh

 

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europalace Flag Europe 19 Jun 18 10.27am Send a Private Message to europalace Add europalace as a friend

Originally posted by becky

A possibility that has bee suggested for many, many years...... one of the explanations as to why Jesus and the saints are always pictured with 'halos' - they are actually held to be space helmets

yep and when Joseph goes into the heavens "in a chariot of fire".

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 19 Jun 18 4.02pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

When Jesus is on the cross he looks up and
" forgive them Lord for they know not what they do"
A bright light came down from heaven.
And Mary was a virgin, now could that have been artificial insemination.

There are a few lines which could be interpreted or misinterpreted I suppose; which would lead to the thought of the title.
Maybe ET was just ready to zap us like Alderon in star wars and Jesus thought nah give 2-3 millennia and they'll do it themselves !!!

 

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Dannyh.V2 Flag Stone lickers 19 Jun 18 4.52pm Send a Private Message to Dannyh.V2 Add Dannyh.V2 as a friend

There is actually a large amount of (circumstantial) evidence that the earth was visited by an ancient race of people to re populate the earth, more in fact that backs up the bibles version of events, like the two penguins who walked from Antarctica to the middle east to get on a boat and weren't immediately devoured by a plethora of hungry beasts LOL.

 

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 19 Jun 18 8.12pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by chateauferret

Since different people have different beliefs (or indeed no belief) about what God is the answer must be "it depends". I would say that God is outside time and space and therefore can't be an astronaut.

You could argue that being exempt from the constraints of time and space would be an ideal qualification for senior business management, of course.


surely you mean time and motion

 

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YT Flag Oxford 19 Jun 18 8.46pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Dannyh.V2

There is actually a large amount of (circumstantial) evidence that the earth was visited by an ancient race of people to re populate the earth, more in fact that backs up the bibles version of events, like the two penguins who walked from Antarctica to the middle east to get on a boat and weren't immediately devoured by a plethora of hungry beasts LOL.

I enjoyed this back in the day
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