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Witty/Humorous Player nicknames
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 pafcprogs  01 Dec 17 5.21pm |
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Argyle fan in peace here seeking your favourite funny and witty palace player nicknames I know you had a game where the whole team suddenly has nicknames on their tracksuits under our mutual friend Malcom Allison which ended badly...
Nowadays I am a Kent resident and one of my daughters goes to Brit so she heads to Selhurst every day! Shame you sold Bolasie...we had no idea what we had when we signed him!! Thanks in advance for any good ones....
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chateauferret  08 Dec 17 12.34am |
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There's no competition here really. One of the worst strikers we've ever seen at Palace was Patrick Bamford. He strutted about, preened himself in the area, was determined not to ruin his latest hairdo and never scored. He was a Chelsea loanee. He went to Norwich and then Boro where after about three years the ball bounced off his arse into the net, and he ran around like the golden goose who'd laid an especially large egg, despite having already lost the game and been relegated. I refer to him as "Bumfluff". Selling Bolasie turned out to be quite a good idea because he soon afterwards f***ed his ACL and has been out ever since. 18 months and counting and Everton are picking up the tab. Edited by chateauferret (08 Dec 2017 12.35am)
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| alaneagle1 Dunstable,Bedfordshire.England 08 Dec 17 12.46am |
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Originally posted by pafcprogs
Argyle fan in peace here seeking your favourite funny and witty palace player nicknames I know you had a game where the whole team suddenly has nicknames on their tracksuits under our mutual friend Malcom Allison which ended badly...
Nowadays I am a Kent resident and one of my daughters goes to Brit so she heads to Selhurst every day! Shame you sold Bolasie...we had no idea what we had when we signed him!! Thanks in advance for any good ones.... Doris was Paul Hinshelwood.
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thebob  Tatebayashi (from Croydon) 08 Dec 17 5.44am |
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"One size" was the nickname of Fitz Hall. Thats one of my favorites.
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| Badger11 Beckenham 08 Dec 17 9.01am |
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I remember Doris was his nickname with the fans. I think his nickname among the team was Fish. I had a tour of the club and I saw a blackboard with team tactics and Fish was on the board. Unless I am confusing this another player.
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| chris123 hove actually 08 Dec 17 9.22am |
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We’ve had a couple of Budgies.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Dec 17 9.37am |
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Originally posted by Badger11
I remember Doris was his nickname with the fans. I think his nickname among the team was Fish. I had a tour of the club and I saw a blackboard with team tactics and Fish was on the board. Unless I am confusing this another player. Yes I have heard "Doris" being referred to as "Fish". Nigel Martyn was 'Blazey' and John Jackson 'Stonewall'.
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| Spiderman Horsham 09 Dec 17 9.45pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Yes I have heard "Doris" being referred to as "Fish". Nigel Martyn was 'Blazey' and John Jackson 'Stonewall'. and Willo is Clattenburg Senior
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| Billy 10 sutton 20 Feb 20 7.08pm |
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Paul Hinshelwood's original nickname was "Piranha."I know because i gave it to him. Me and a lad called David Keith (from East Kilbride) used to make them up.Ernie Walley was known as "The Caveman."Jimmy Scott was "The Penguin."
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| chris123 hove actually 20 Feb 20 7.15pm |
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Originally posted by Billy 10
Paul Hinshelwood's original nickname was "Piranha."I know because i gave it to him. Me and a lad called David Keith (from East Kilbride) used to make them up.Ernie Walley was known as "The Caveman."Jimmy Scott was "The Penguin." We did have a few Scots at that time.
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| Billy 10 sutton 20 Feb 20 7.19pm |
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Bert Head signed so many Scots that at the Christmas do one year amongst the joke presents being given out was a return ticket to Glasgow for Mr Head ! To be fair a few were scandinavians.
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 robdave2k 20 Feb 20 7.32pm |
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Not famous admittedly but I once played football in a 6 aside with 4 lads who were signed up members of a certain religious persuasion that involved knocking doors and spreading the word. They wanted to call the team the “All Stars”. The other lad in the team signed us up to the league. I was the goalkeeper for the “Jehovah Rovers”
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