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Goal of the Month jackpot to be rolled over to Oct
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OhthisbloodyPC  01 Oct 17 10.37am |
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More good news has come from Steve Parish, when he announced that the September Goal of the Month jackpot is to be rolled over to next month. If the current trend continues, the jackpot accumulation policy could continue for several months, until Wilfred Zaha returns. If we do manage to put away the resulting penalty, one lucky winner could find himself richer than Bill Gates. Currently, Palace are not declaring any deposits in the onion bag. The reasons for this are complex and beyond the comprehension of the ordinary fan. The club is also bound to secrecy under compliance regulations. In answer to a freedom of information request, the club released these figures. Played 7, won 0, drawn 0, lost 7. There is also negative balance of payments of minus 17. When seasonally adjusted against the first full year of Malcolm Alison's steerage, when Palace dropped two divisions, this looks quite positive. For the aggrievance of Palace fans, the news is just the tonic they need to take them into the difficult winter months when, in the words of Ron Noades, half of Palace's team are expected to go missing.
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 monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 01 Oct 17 10.54am |
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Shall we make this the official gallows humour thread? I'm so fed up with it all I went down my local park last night and nailed my season ticket to a tree, I've just been back walking the dog and someone's nicked the nail The old ones are the best!!
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| OhthisbloodyPC 01 Oct 17 11.40am |
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Palace are bidding for Chinese stars Wi Wun Wuns And Lo N'time Sins
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 01 Oct 17 1.28pm |
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Christian Benteke walks into a sperm donor bank "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist. "Yes" replies Benteke "you should have my details on your computer". "Why do I need help?" asks Benteke. The receptionist replies
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| Booted Eagle Bristol 01 Oct 17 1.32pm |
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Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC
More good news has come from Steve Parish, when he announced that the September Goal of the Month jackpot is to be rolled over to next month. If the current trend continues, the jackpot accumulation policy could continue for several months, until Wilfred Zaha returns. If we do manage to put away the resulting penalty, one lucky winner could find himself richer than Bill Gates. Currently, Palace are not declaring any deposits in the onion bag. The reasons for this are complex and beyond the comprehension of the ordinary fan. The club is also bound to secrecy under compliance regulations. In answer to a freedom of information request, the club released these figures. Played 7, won 0, drawn 0, lost 7. There is also negative balance of payments of minus 17. When seasonally adjusted against the first full year of Malcolm Alison's steerage, when Palace dropped two divisions, this looks quite positive. For the aggrievance of Palace fans, the news is just the tonic they need to take them into the difficult winter months when, in the words of Ron Noades, half of Palace's team are expected to go missing.
“ [T]here are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.There are known unknowns; that is to say there are things that, we now know we don't know.But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know. ” |
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chateauferret  01 Oct 17 1.33pm |
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I heard that our local brothel was doing discounts for Palace fans. Seemingly their costs are lower if you don't score.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 01 Oct 17 1.33pm |
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| GerryQueen10 Swanage 01 Oct 17 3.36pm |
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The friendly match between Crystal Palace v Birmingham city arranged as a confidence booster for either team has gone into the record books as both teams lost.
Been to Anfield twice seen 14 goals and my team haven't scored any |
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| eagleheath Burgess Hill 01 Oct 17 3.54pm |
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A little boy goes to court because his parents beat him. The Judge asks him if he wants to live with his Mum. So the boy replies ‘ no my Mum beats me’. So the Judge asks him if he wants to live with his Dad to which replies ‘ no my Dad beats me up’ So the Judge who is now out of ideas says ‘so who would you like to live with?’ The boy replies ‘ Crystal Palace FC’. The Judge is really puzzled and asks ‘ well why Crystal Palace FC?’. The little boy replies ‘ well Mr Judge Crystal Palace FC never beat anyone’
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| Kermit8 Hevon 01 Oct 17 4.06pm |
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What's the difference between a fat chick and our strikers? Even a fat chick scores every once in a while.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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| Kermit8 Hevon 01 Oct 17 4.11pm |
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What does a Palace fan do after watching the team win a game in The Premier league?
Big chest and massive boobs |
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 01 Oct 17 4.14pm |
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I wonder if the December jackpot Rollover will exceed £10 ? At the moment, the only thing Rolling Over is Palace
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