Neither of Swansea's goals last weekend happen if Sakho is on the pitch. Of course, that meant Kelly, who was subbed on and made mistakes for both, wouldn't have been playing, so it's not much of a stretch, but anyone who saw Sakho's cameo last season will know that he's not one to be bullied - especially by a boy named Tammy.

Sakho is not the cure-all, but he will shore up the defense enough to let Luka spend less time worrying about what's happening behind him and more time concentrating on what's happening in front of him. Also, he doesn't treat the ball like a grenade with the pin pulled, so he's an asset to Hennessey in his distribution.

Plus, I want to see at least one more referee tackled.

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

Unfortunately our manager prefers to play Puncheon.