Myself and my son are season ticket holders (so what I hear you cry), the family member I refer to is my mother-in-law. She is 86 and has never been inside a football ground in her life and has no interest in any sport. However last season she started watching Final Score for the Palace results. She also came up with some correct score predictions (which suggests she may indeed be a witch). She is 87 on 15th August, jokingly we suggested taking her to the open training day...guess what? she was very keen and that is where she will spend her birthday. Her eyesight is failing so hopefully she will be able to see some of the "action"
Perhaps I should tweet SP and tell him of our "new" fan. My wife is also coming but that has something to do with Yohan!

Well if I was you Ian I would have got the 'Mother In Law' a ticket down low in block 'B' near to the drum!

She will be near the action then and might well come back with a new song or two!

Partly thinking of her eyesight of course and also the fact that your usual home is a bit higher way over in block J!

Lovely story Spider-Man.
My sister went to last Saturday's friendly,my mate asked her when
Was the last time she visited selhurst.
She said when it had grass on the top of the terraces which is true.!!

Palace 13th 2017/18.

When it was explained to my grandmother that the idea of football was to kick the ball so as to get it into the goal, she asked, "Would it not be easier if they didn't keep getting in each other's way?".

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