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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 04 Aug 17 9.22am |
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Regale me with your tales. Good or bad. All full of gym selfies, skiing photos and people calling themselves foodies. A woman talking about football is off putting isn't it
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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 Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 04 Aug 17 9.31am |
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These were certainly not around when I was in my pomp. Edited by Willo (04 Aug 2017 9.33am)
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 17 9.59am |
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Met the woman I married and we lived happily ever after.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 04 Aug 17 10.00am |
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I went out with a Russian girl, who was Muslim. We hit it off, and things were going well and after a couple of dates, she mentioned she wasn't Russian, but had said that because people rarely had heard of her country, Chechnya. When I got home, I typed her surname into a search engine and all manner of people with the same family name came up on the FSB wanted lists. I called it off next day. About a week or two later there is a knock at the door, and its the Special Branch come to ask me a some questions. Scary as f**k. But its ok, because the next girl I met was a lovely girl from Yugoslavia called Lena, who turned out to be Serbian....
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 04 Aug 17 10.01am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Met the woman I married and we lived happily ever after. Pretty much the same for me. I met a woman living in Syndenham who was coming down to Reading to watch London Irish, whilst I was travelling up to Selhurst to see the Palace. She soon moved to Eltham, and I felt honour bound to save her! Love at first convenience.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 17 10.04am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Pretty much the same for me. I met a woman living in Syndenham who was coming down to Reading to watch London Irish, whilst I was travelling up to Selhurst to see the Palace. She soon moved to Eltham, and I felt honour bound to save her! Love at first convenience. At least it wasn't love in a public convenience...
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| chris123 hove actually 04 Aug 17 10.11am |
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Radio 5 live have a programme on this right now.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Aug 17 10.13am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I went out with a Russian girl, who was Muslim. We hit it off, and things were going well and after a couple of dates, she mentioned she wasn't Russian, but had said that because people rarely had heard of her country, Chechnya. When I got home, I typed her surname into a search engine and all manner of people with the same family name came up on the FSB wanted lists. I called it off next day. About a week or two later there is a knock at the door, and its the Special Branch come to ask me a some questions. Scary as f**k. But its ok, because the next girl I met was a lovely girl from Yugoslavia called Lena, who turned out to be Serbian.... Crying laughing at that. And yes the other woman from eltham needed all the help you could provide. It literally falls into the following categories... Posing in sports car (probably not even theirs) I am not materialistic so flash cars and watches whilst nice don't float my boat. A montage of holiday snaps from half way round the globe. Alluding to them being wealthy jet setters. A uniform of some description usually ex forces at the age of mid twenties which I find a bit odd to be honest that you would be ex services so young but make a point of telling everyone you had been in the army or whatever. Posing on nights out looking like they are having soooooo much fun , are the life and soul, have shed loads of mates Posing in the gym / in swimwear at pool parties Idiotic quotes like carpe diem and such like Staring moodily into the middle distance with enormous glasses of red wine (trying to look cultured I suppose) I will add more. I Need to delete the site and take up knitting I think. I feel a bit ill looking at it all. I seem to have got myself stuck following palace where it's my main source of conversation. Argh!
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Aug 17 10.15am |
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Originally posted by chris123
Radio 5 live have a programme on this right now. Are you sure?? I can hear Alan sugar talking about the Labour party and brexit
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| chris123 hove actually 04 Aug 17 10.19am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Are you sure?? I can hear Alan sugar talking about the Labour party and brexit Yes I'm sure!
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 17 10.23am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Crying laughing at that. And yes the other woman from eltham needed all the help you could provide. It literally falls into the following categories... Posing in sports car (probably not even theirs) I am not materialistic so flash cars and watches whilst nice don't float my boat. A montage of holiday snaps from half way round the globe. Alluding to them being wealthy jet setters. A uniform of some description usually ex forces at the age of mid twenties which I find a bit odd to be honest that you would be ex services so young but make a point of telling everyone you had been in the army or whatever. Posing on nights out looking like they are having soooooo much fun , are the life and soul, have shed loads of mates Posing in the gym / in swimwear at pool parties Idiotic quotes like carpe diem and such like Staring moodily into the middle distance with enormous glasses of red wine (trying to look cultured I suppose) I will add more. I Need to delete the site and take up knitting I think. I feel a bit ill looking at it all. I seem to have got myself stuck following palace where it's my main source of conversation. Argh! After a couple of months of not much action, I changed my profile picture to one of me sucking and inflatable phallus and put on my profile "if you want to know why I am sucking an inflatable manhood in my picture then you have to message me". You'd be amazed at how many responses I got. Two women called me a fag, the rest just thought I seemed amusing and played along. Probably represented me quite well as I don't take myself in the slightest bit seriously. A lot of the posers on dating profiles take themselves too seriously.
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| chris123 hove actually 04 Aug 17 10.25am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I went out with a Russian girl, who was Muslim. We hit it off, and things were going well and after a couple of dates, she mentioned she wasn't Russian, but had said that because people rarely had heard of her country, Chechnya. When I got home, I typed her surname into a search engine and all manner of people with the same family name came up on the FSB wanted lists. I called it off next day. About a week or two later there is a knock at the door, and its the Special Branch come to ask me a some questions. Scary as f**k. But its ok, because the next girl I met was a lovely girl from Yugoslavia called Lena, who turned out to be Serbian.... Before 2006?
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