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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 03 Apr 17 9.20pm
Title should read : "Bit of a pl553r" pensioner caught urinating on mobile phone footage in public space. [Link] when I was a dustman, pi5hlng in public was always "at your own risk". In 3 years I only ever remember getting caught once,....weeing against a pensioners outside wall. Have a funny story about a newby on the rounds. He was working an estate which had bin cupboards by the front door. He asked the experienced driver "Where can I go for a 5hlt ? I'm desperate." So the driver says, "Take a fresh bin liner and put it in the bin in the cupboard by the front door. Close the door and be quick about it" A few minutes later down the road , a lady comes out of her house. "Excuse me driver, but I can't open my bin cupboard. Can you assist ?" "You go inside" says the driver, realising what the problem was, "and I'll give you a knock when I've got it open" The woman goes inside her house,...and Derek the driver knocks on the cupboard door,..."Pete, get out quick as you can, she's gone inside" "Thank fck for that. I was hanging onto the inside of the door for dear life as she was trying to pull it open" The woman who urinates in public needs a reality check. "I have medical problems" doesn't wash in the modern age of equality,....and neither did she Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Apr 2017 9.23pm) I disengage, I turn the page.
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Title should read : "Bit of a pl553r"

pensioner caught urinating on mobile phone footage in public space.
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when I was a dustman, pi5hlng in public was always "at your own risk". In 3 years I only ever remember getting caught once,....weeing against a pensioners outside wall.

Have a funny story about a newby on the rounds. He was working an estate which had bin cupboards by the front door.
He asked the experienced driver "Where can I go for a 5hlt ? I'm desperate."
So the driver says, "Take a fresh bin liner and put it in the bin in the cupboard by the front door. Close the door and be quick about it"

A few minutes later down the road , a lady comes out of her house. "Excuse me driver, but I can't open my bin cupboard. Can you assist ?"

"You go inside" says the driver, realising what the problem was, "and I'll give you a knock when I've got it open"
The woman goes inside her house,...and Derek the driver knocks on the cupboard door,..."Pete, get out quick as you can, she's gone inside"

"Thank fck for that. I was hanging onto the inside of the door for dear life as she was trying to pull it open"

The woman who urinates in public needs a reality check.

"I have medical problems" doesn't wash in the modern age of equality,....and neither did she

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Apr 2017 9.23pm)

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Apr 17 3.15pm
We have this problem at work too. Large jobs we have a portaloo. Smaller exterior paint jobs, we may well have keys to customers house / or they are in but there is a reasonable percentage where nobodys home & no access. If we're lucky there will be side alley etc, so easy for a slash. Bad situation is painting front of house only, back locked or terraced. If vans not to full its possible to squeeze in the back & piss in a paint pot, otherwise its walk to a garage / pub etc. couple of painters working for me have had to take a crap in an empty 5ltr tin, behind a garage block Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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We have this problem at work too.
Large jobs we have a portaloo.
Smaller exterior paint jobs, we may well have keys to customers house / or they are in but there is a reasonable percentage where nobodys home & no access.
If we're lucky there will be side alley etc, so easy for a slash.
Bad situation is painting front of house only, back locked or terraced.
If vans not to full its possible to squeeze in the back & piss in a paint pot, otherwise its walk to a garage / pub etc.
couple of painters working for me have had to take a crap in an empty 5ltr tin, behind a garage block

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Apr 17 10.17pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall We have this problem at work too. Large jobs we have a portaloo. Smaller exterior paint jobs, we may well have keys to customers house / or they are in but there is a reasonable percentage where nobodys home & no access. If we're lucky there will be side alley etc, so easy for a slash. Bad situation is painting front of house only, back locked or terraced. If vans not to full its possible to squeeze in the back & piss in a paint pot, otherwise its walk to a garage / pub etc. couple of painters working for me have had to take a crap in an empty 5ltr tin, behind a garage block That's because they have read on here about tradesmen rifling through their belongings and leering at their photos for w*** fodder while they are out P.S I'm also told on good authority your not a tradesman until you have had a crap in a container or bin in the back of your work van. FACT! Edited by Michaelawt85 (04 Apr 2017 10.19pm) When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 04 Apr 17 10.17pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

That's because they have read on here about tradesmen rifling through their belongings and leering at their photos for w*** fodder while they are out

P.S I'm also told on good authority your not a tradesman until you have had a crap in a container or bin in the back of your work van. FACT!

Edited by Michaelawt85 (04 Apr 2017 10.19pm)

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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palacefan2010 Chatham 05 Apr 17 1.41pm
Michaela.... That's quality and probably true lol
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Chatham 05 Apr 17 1.41pm

Michaela....
That's quality and probably true lol

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 05 Apr 17 7.14pm
And Paula Radcliffe got diddly-squat in legal recourse. [Link] One rule for the rich, and all that. And the 'authorities' can't even distinguish between a No.1 , or No. 2. I disengage, I turn the page.
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And Paula Radcliffe got diddly-squat in legal recourse.

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One rule for the rich, and all that. And the 'authorities' can't even distinguish between a No.1 , or No. 2.

I disengage, I turn the page.

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bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 04 May 17 3.06pm
Well known Scaffolder Vince,known for taking a dump behind chimney stacks or up on the scaffold. Same guy used to drink his own piss on occassions too. Drank a pint of anothers mans sick and ate his own s*** on a rugby tour.
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Carparks in South East London 04 May 17 3.06pm

Well known Scaffolder Vince,known for taking a dump behind chimney stacks or up on the scaffold. Same guy used to drink his own piss on occassions too.
Drank a pint of anothers mans sick and ate his own s*** on a rugby tour.

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 May 17 3.56pm
Originally posted by bubble wrap Well known Scaffolder Vince,known for taking a dump behind chimney stacks or up on the scaffold. Same guy used to drink his own piss on occassions too. Drank a pint of anothers mans sick and ate his own s*** on a rugby tour. Animal When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 04 May 17 3.56pm

Originally posted by bubble wrap

Animal

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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