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 matt_himself  Matataland 20 Mar 17 12.00pm |
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Today is National Happiness Day: What will you do to make yourself happy today? For me, a good day of performing honest toil, conforming to societal norms and rejecting non conformist thought.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 12.08pm |
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Yesterday I spent the whole day at home w**nking while everyone else was licking up to God in church. I feel like this is some kind of "Boxing Day" for the real International Day of Happiness. Especially as my knob aches a bit and I am extremely sleepy today.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 20 Mar 17 12.29pm |
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A national day of mandated happiness. Yuck! What next, the official hate hour?
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 1.10pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
A national day of mandated happiness. Yuck! What next, the official hate hour? Why are you only allocated an hour for hate? I live in a perpetual state of hate and resentment. In fact, I resent it when everyone else gets on the hate bandwagon. I was there in the beginning.
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 Hrolf The Ganger 20 Mar 17 1.15pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
A national day of mandated happiness. Yuck! What next, the official hate hour? Just another example of authority telling us how to think and feel. Next, selective book burning?
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 1.34pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Just another example of authority telling us how to think and feel. Next, selective book burning? What books would you burn if you could? I'd burn those 50 Shades books, everything by David Walliams and Microsoft Access 2003 For Dummies.
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| thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 20 Mar 17 1.58pm |
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who decided it was national day of happiness? was there a vote?
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| matt_himself Matataland 20 Mar 17 2.06pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What books would you burn if you could? I'd burn those 50 Shades books, everything by David Walliams and Microsoft Access 2003 For Dummies. Autobiographies by B or less list 'celebrities'. I think that people like Shane Ritchie, Bobby Davro, Peter André and Kerry Katona should feel the force of God's wrath and I don't want them making a profit out of it. If Kerry Katona's life has not been a bed of roses because of the gak, booze, pies or the poor choices she has made with men, then that is her problem and I would request that she keeps her gob shut. Equally, I don't expect Kerry Katona to be interested in my broken dishwater pump, my erratic shower or my twice broken housing sale chain and I certainly wouldn't write a book about these matters. More to the point, I would like these books banned because when I am watching the football, it would mean peace rather than my wife saying 'Kerry Katina was a stripper, you know'.
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| OknotOK Cockfosters, London 20 Mar 17 2.11pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What books would you burn if you could? I'd burn those 50 Shades books, everything by David Walliams and Microsoft Access 2003 For Dummies. Oi - what's wrong with the Walliams kids books? My eldest loves them? With you on the 50 Shades book though. My missus got a copy and I expected loads of extra action. Got nothing. Edited by OknotOK (20 Mar 2017 2.12pm)
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 2.13pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Autobiographies by B or less list 'celebrities'. I think that people like Shane Ritchie, Bobby Davro, Peter André and Kerry Katona should feel the force of God's wrath and I don't want them making a profit out of it. If Kerry Katona's life has not been a bed of roses because of the gak, booze, pies or the poor choices she has made with men, then that is her problem and I would request that she keeps her gob shut. Equally, I don't expect Kerry Katona to be interested in my broken dishwater pump, my erratic shower or my twice broken housing sale chain and I certainly wouldn't write a book about these matters. More to the point, I would like these books banned because when I am watching the football, it would mean peace rather than my wife saying 'Kerry Katina was a stripper, you know'. I usually agree with you but isn't it lovely to laugh about someone whose life is so utterly b*llocks? I'd read Stephen Hawking's book for that exact reason if he could hold a pen long enough to write one.
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| Part Time James 20 Mar 17 2.17pm |
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Originally posted by OknotOK
Oi - what's wrong with the Walliams kids books? My eldest loves them? With you on the 50 Shades book though. My missus got a copy and I expected loads of extra action. Got nothing. Edited by OknotOK (20 Mar 2017 2.12pm) I think it's because I liked Roald Dahl and a guy called David Williams decided to rip it all off, whilst strutting about with his really unoriginal psuedonym. But I will concede, if kids like them then I shall retract that, they aren't really ruining my life. Regarding 50 Shades, I've heard they are SO good that middle aged women don't need a man afterwards because the book alone was enough to de-foam their lower regions. Finally, glad you agree with me about Microsoft Access 2003 For Dummies. Reading between the lines, but you didn't query that choice so assuming you found it equally as poor as I did. I still don't know how to create a cross table query.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 20 Mar 17 2.25pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
If Kerry Katona's life has not been a bed of roses because of the gak, booze, pies or the poor choices she has made with men, then that is her problem and I would request that she keeps her gob shut. And lets be honest here, pies, gak, booze and poor sexual choices is entirely what being in a band is all about. Ok, maybe not the pies, but I don't see Mick Jagger bitching about his life.
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