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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 17 Mar 17 10.33am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Charlton, for example.

What has made you smile, whilst just purely observing ?


Me:
Having some cvnt cut me up on a roundabout, only to see him get a puncture 5 miles down the road, hitting a traffic island. I almost stopped, just to laugh in his face , but I was in a more constrained hurry, where i didn't put other road-users lives at risk.

2005, on my way to a Beer Festival, nearly getting knocked over on a pedestrian crossing by a shlt (Aussie) cyclist.
He got rammed by a car 5 seconds later.

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

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npn Flag Crowborough 17 Mar 17 11.07am Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Wonderloaf roundabout. Bloke pulls up my inside to try to beat me out of the junction, edging ever further forward (making it hard for me to see) then spies a gap, flies out of the blocks to get in front of me, rams the passing car up the back. I then pootle past both cars with a stupid smug grin on my face

 

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npn Flag Crowborough 17 Mar 17 11.08am Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

And, of course, stories of bull fighters or "bull runners" getting gored by bulls.

Always makes me laugh

 

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Part Time James Flag 17 Mar 17 11.51am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Brighton fans winding me up on an hourly basis that they were going up in 2013 to the expense of Palace only to have Wilf Zaha ram it down their throats.

All the girls that rejected me at school have grown up to look like spotty mingers according to my Facebook stalking. Conversely, one girl who was always nice to me and quite flirty, but not great looking, has grown up to be quite fit. Good for her I say!

 




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Part Time James Flag 17 Mar 17 11.52am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by npn

And, of course, stories of bull fighters or "bull runners" getting gored by bulls.

Always makes me laugh

On that basis, people dying whilst taking selfies in stupid places. Not sure if that's karma or just cleansing of the gene pool.

 




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matt_himself Flag Matataland 17 Mar 17 12.05pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

I laughed at the plight of a colleague who had contracted Chlamydia from a one nighter with an absolute horror he pulled on Agenda.

A week later I went to India and contracted the worst dose of the 'Mexican Screamers' I have ever had. I had never known or have never known anything like it since. Constant stomach cramps coupled with random and explosive bowel movements. I sat on the throne for 45 minutes and conducted circa 20 flushes.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Beastie Flag 17 Mar 17 12.31pm Send a Private Message to Beastie Add Beastie as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Brighton fans winding me up on an hourly basis that they were going up in 2013 to the expense of Palace only to have Wilf Zaha ram it down their throats.

4 years ago today.

Edited by Beastie (17 Mar 2017 12.31pm)

Brighton Quote.jpg Attachment: Brighton Quote.jpg (94.92Kb)

 

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Part Time James Flag 17 Mar 17 12.33pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Beastie

4 years ago today.

Edited by Beastie (17 Mar 2017 12.31pm)

Typical of a Brighton fan to have a profile picture of a man with his top off.

 




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NickinOX Flag Sailing country. 17 Mar 17 12.56pm Send a Private Message to NickinOX Add NickinOX as a friend

Not sure if this is karma.

But what the heck. It was pretty silly.

[Link]

 


If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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Happiness Stan Flag Itchycoo Park 17 Mar 17 1.08pm Send a Private Message to Happiness Stan Add Happiness Stan as a friend

In Palace terms, has to be Hopkin in the last minute in 1997. Healed the wounds (as much as possible at least) that that Claridge's shin caused the year before...

 


"How can I remember to keep it all together when half the moon is taken away?"

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 17 Mar 17 1.52pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

No examples come to mind at the moment but I am a big believer in karma. If you go around dishing out s*** then don't complain when a ton of it gets dumped on you. And it's a sweet thing to behold I can tell you

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Part Time James Flag 17 Mar 17 1.56pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

No examples come to mind at the moment but I am a big believer in karma. If you go around dishing out s*** then don't complain when a ton of it gets dumped on you. And it's a sweet thing to behold I can tell you

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

 




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