This is apparently a thing:

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Why would a woman want that look?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Please tell me this is a wind up.

Most of us actively avoid this look. How odd

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

for those older posters, this was quiet common in the 70s also.
Jeans would be so tight men & women would need to lay down to pull the zip up.
Camel toe was an unknown term though.
we called it just front burger or burgers.
Sadly the fellas looked worse with spray on denim
the 'basket of eggs'(bollox split either side of crutch look)
and the 'last sausage in the shop' were common terms

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

I wear special pants that make it look like I have a tiny p****. Turns out everywhere sells them and most of them don't even mention it on the packaging.

Friggin' predictive text. Should be opp...as in 'opportunity' , unless something is available via NHS...