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Pigglelet Flag Deepest Darkest Sussex 16 Dec 16 9.46am Send a Private Message to Pigglelet Add Pigglelet as a friend

1)I’ve noticed we are shipping a lot of goals in the last few minutes of games and I’m wondering if it might have something to do with the substitutions I’ve made.

2) Do you know, I think I might have made some pretty useless signings.

3)If Steve gives me the elbow I won’t be seeking compensation.

Please feel free to add.

 


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Mark Twain.

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 16 Dec 16 10.15am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

I messed up last week, the week before, the week before that, the week before that, the week before that, the week before that, the week before that and the week before that. That's why it was the right thing to do to go for the win and come away with nothing again. I'll be doing the same next week and every week after.

I will change temporarily for 1 match only when my neck is on the line, the Americans who know bull sh1t when they see and smell it are on the phone to Steve all week and there's a different and more expectant atmosphere from the fans and the defenders demand proper work on the Friday after inadequate training on Thursday and 5 goals conceded following my claims we worked on it the week before. But I am great and the England job I will accept one day unless Chelsea come calling.

 


COYP

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bexleydave Flag Barnehurst 16 Dec 16 10.20am Send a Private Message to bexleydave Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add bexleydave as a friend

I personally take full responsibility for the appalling form in 2016, which has had nothing whatsoever to do with the other coaches, referees, bad luck, injuries or players deliberately failing to understand my tactics or everything I say.

 


Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

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Midlands Eagle Flag 16 Dec 16 11.07am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Pigglelet


3)If Steve gives me the elbow I won’t be seeking compensation.

What's the point in having a contract if it's not going to be honoured after all the club played hardball with Bruce and Dowie when they wanted to leave so we should do the honourable thing when Pardew is eventually sacked.

If the amount is rather large due to Parish extending his contract at the end of last season then let that be a lesson to him not to extend the contracts of people who are not performing

 

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spartakev2 Flag Anerley 16 Dec 16 11.56am Send a Private Message to spartakev2 Add spartakev2 as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

What's the point in having a contract if it's not going to be honoured after all the club played hardball with Bruce and Dowie when they wanted to leave so we should do the honourable thing when Pardew is eventually sacked.

If the amount is rather large due to Parish extending his contract at the end of last season then let that be a lesson to him not to extend the contracts of people who are not performing

This really pi***s me off. Do you know any other job where you're paid compensation when you're sacked for being s**t?

 

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Casual Flag Orpington 16 Dec 16 12.00pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by spartakev2

This really pi***s me off. Do you know any other job where you're paid compensation when you're sacked for being s**t?

Double edged sword, if he was good and anyone tried to get him,they'd have to pay us. Was muggy giving him an extended contract when he wasnt performing.

 

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Dancer Cat Flag Farnborough 16 Dec 16 12.52pm Send a Private Message to Dancer Cat Add Dancer Cat as a friend

Originally posted by Casual

Double edged sword, if he was good and anyone tried to get him,they'd have to pay us. Was muggy giving him an extended contract when he wasnt performing.

Is correct

 

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iheartcpfc Flag SE25 16 Dec 16 2.02pm Send a Private Message to iheartcpfc Add iheartcpfc as a friend

"Sorry lads, it was my fault. Can't blame the ref or anyone else for that"

 

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Part Time James Flag 16 Dec 16 2.04pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

"I have a microp**** but I am able to get myself off using the classic 'scissor' technique and thinking about some of my better rounds of golf".

Ten quid he never says that.

 




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chateauferret Flag 16 Dec 16 4.43pm

Reminded of another one today. "We're gonna beat these."

 


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You What Flag se25 16 Dec 16 6.25pm Send a Private Message to You What Add You What as a friend

"Dwight Gayle is the leading goal scorer in any league in Europe " (but he might try to talk about Newcastle because he loves a chat about them).

Edited by You What (16 Dec 2016 6.38pm)

 

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Pigglelet Flag Deepest Darkest Sussex 17 Dec 16 8.47am Send a Private Message to Pigglelet Add Pigglelet as a friend

"I’ve resigned as manager of Crystal Palace Football Club and have accepted an offer to become head coach to Selsdon Park Ladies Netball Team. It’s a challenge I’m really looking forward to."

 


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