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 Cucking Funt  Clapham on the Back 24 Nov 16 4.21pm |
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Anticipated by Monty Python over 40 years earlier.
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| becky over the moon 24 Nov 16 7.26pm |
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That you, of all people, appear to have sunk to the level of watching daytime tv serves only to confirm my long-held suspicion that this site is going rapidly to the dogs.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 24 Nov 16 7.36pm |
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I most certainly don't watch it but I'm aware of it.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 24 Nov 16 7.47pm |
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Sky plussing it and spending your evenings catching up with it is even worse . Just pretend you stumbled upon it whilst at home sick one day and half delirious
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 24 Nov 16 8.08pm |
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A barrister of my acquaintance is mystified how the Bar Council let him get away with it. I'd have thought that presenting yourself as a judge (albeit on trash tv) is a tad unprofessional.
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  Hrolf The Ganger 24 Nov 16 8.13pm |
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Watching day time TV makes you an expert in women's problems, buying antiques, cooking, doing up a house then renting it out afterward and then emigrating to Australia. On the way, you can check your bollocks for prostate cancer. All very useful.
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| becky over the moon 24 Nov 16 8.27pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
A barrister of my acquaintance is mystified how the Bar Council let him get away with it. I'd have thought that presenting yourself as a judge (albeit on trash tv) is a tad unprofessional. Bar Council v Equity - that one could run and run
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| Direwolf Lincoln 24 Nov 16 8.34pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Watching day time TV makes you an expert in women's problems, buying antiques, cooking, doing up a house then renting it out afterward and then emigrating to Australia. On the way, you can check your bollocks for prostate cancer. All very useful. You forgot how to track down long lost relatives, how to cook crap meals for other idiots, and understanding how tenants are invariably crooks who should be dealt with by those nice county court men.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 24 Nov 16 8.38pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Watching day time TV makes you an expert in women's problems, buying antiques, cooking, doing up a house then renting it out afterward and then emigrating to Australia. On the way, you can check your bollocks for prostate cancer. All very useful. You don't check your bollocks for prostate cancer of that I am sure.
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| Hrolf The Ganger 24 Nov 16 8.41pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
You don't check your bollocks for prostate cancer of that I am sure. s***.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 24 Nov 16 8.43pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
You don't check your bollocks for prostate cancer of that I am sure. This reminds me of a Jasper Carrott observation some years ago. The advice is to feel your bollocks at least once a day for irregularities etc. He amusingly pointed out that this isn't a problem as most blokes are fondling them at least every 10-15 minutes anyway. There are other tell-tale signs that you have prostate problems but bollock-feeling isn't much help. Edited by Cucking Funt (24 Nov 2016 8.45pm)
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| Hrolf The Ganger 24 Nov 16 8.51pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
This reminds me of a Jasper Carrott observation some years ago. The advice is to feel your bollocks at least once a day for irregularities etc. He amusingly pointed out that this isn't a problem as most blokes are fondling them at least every 10-15 minutes anyway. There are other tell-tale signs that you have prostate problems but bollock-feeling isn't much help. Edited by Cucking Funt (24 Nov 2016 8.45pm) Depends who is doing it. It might not diagnose prostate cancer but who cares.
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