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bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 03 Nov 16 4.02pm | |
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Was reading the son yesterday and in the Dear Deirdre there is a story about a lesbian who arranges to go for a drink with the new girl from work, one of the guys in the office says to the newbie, " you do know she is a todger dodger dont you". Which is a new one for me and probably the best discription other than lesbian that i have heard.
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 03 Nov 16 4.20pm | |
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Was reading the son yesterday and in the Dear Deirdre there is a story about a lesbian who arranges to go for a drink with the new girl from work, one of the guys in the office says to the newbie, " you do know she is a todger dodger dont you". Which is a new one for me and probably the best discription other than lesbian that i have heard. Yes I saw that lol. I only know of all the usual ones. Carpet muncher is quite amusing
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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paperhat croydon 03 Nov 16 4.31pm | |
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Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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Part Time James 03 Nov 16 4.32pm | |
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Always suspicious of any woman called Susan or Barbara. Edited by Part Time James (03 Nov 2016 4.33pm)
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 03 Nov 16 4.55pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Always suspicious of any woman called Susan or Barbara. Edited by Part Time James (03 Nov 2016 4.33pm) Except Barbara Bain of course. Attachment: bain & schell.jpg (70.86Kb)
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martin2412 Living The Dream 03 Nov 16 4.56pm | |
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Bean Flicker
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Temps Cronx 03 Nov 16 4.58pm | |
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An old (male) work colleague of mine had the serious hots for a female British Transport Police Sergeant who was co-located with us. Even after we had pointed out the evidence, cropped bleached blonde hair, penchant for big boots and uniforms and she lived in Brighton with her partner he wouldn't buy it.
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!! |
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 03 Nov 16 5.06pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Always suspicious of any woman called Susan or Barbara. Edited by Part Time James (03 Nov 2016 4.33pm) Babs cabs
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chris123 hove actually 03 Nov 16 5.15pm | |
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Bob.
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Mr_Gristle In the land of Whelk Eaters 03 Nov 16 5.25pm | |
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Shezza.
Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune) |
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 03 Nov 16 5.42pm | |
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Minge Masher
This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise. |
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matt_himself Matataland 03 Nov 16 5.46pm | |
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Three wheeler, cockless pair, Dutch Boy, lady golfer, on the bus to Hebden Bridge, pelt lapper and Winnie are some of my favourites.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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