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OhthisbloodyPC  21 Sep 16 7.53am |
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It's probably no surprise to you that time travel was invented in The Future. So I hope you're not too spooked by my appearance. I don't want to spoil the ending, but football has been absolutely ruined in my century. It's now run by agents, corporate lawyers, marketing managers and Malaysian betting syndicates. I just want to ask. When did the rot set in at Palace? Was there a moment when you thought: that's it, the game will never recover from this. Historians say Crystal Palace football club was ruined by the modernising efforts of Malcolm Allison, who took over from Bert Head. Head used to play the traditional 2, 3, 5 formation (two full backs, three wing backs and five forwards) and footballs were made of super absorbent leather held together my a massive lace. If you made the mistake of heading a wet football you would be rendered unconscious. That's if the knot from the lace didn't puncture your forehead. The history blogs I've read say that only eunuchs were allowed to guard 'The Wall' at free kicks, as they'd already sacrificed their reproductive capacity anyway. But all this heritage was to be swept away by a terrible period of so called 'reforms' that de-humanised the game, say witnesses. Allison's fancy dan ideas, such as using Derek Jeffries as a sweeper (ha!) was a modernising step too far for many purists. When did football get ruined for you? TO PROVE I AM A TIME TRAVELLER, LET ME TELL YUOU THE RESULT OF THE SOUTHAMPTON GAME, WHICH HASN'T HAPPENED YET. PALACE LOSE TWO NIL THAT NEWS, WHILE SAD, IS PUT INTO CONTEXT BY A MASSIVE GLOBAL CATASTROPHE, AS THE MARRIAGE OF ANGELINA JOLIE TO BRAD PITT IS REPORTED TO HAVE BROKEN DOWN. ISIS HAS CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY AND THE PENTAGON HAS NOT DENIED IT Edited by OhthisbloodyPC (22 Sep 2016 7.48am)
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 MKCPFC Spain/MK 21 Sep 16 8.22am |
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Just after Palace won the 2018 Champions League and qualified for the world league.
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| DivingIsNotGood se25 21 Sep 16 8.51am |
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Time travel will never ever be invented. If it was, we'd know about it, right?
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| Part Time James 21 Sep 16 8.58am |
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Football was ruined for me when Joey Barton discovered time travel and kept using it to never properly f**k off.
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| EsussexEagle 21 Sep 16 10.43am |
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Originally posted by DivingIsNotGood
Time travel will never ever be invented. If it was, we'd know about it, right? Not yet, we haven't got to the future yet to invent it so nobodies come back................
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| Holmesdale Steve East Grinstead 21 Sep 16 12.27pm |
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I thought it was in the same season that Bloom wanted all his wasted money back and Brighton disappeared forever.
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| banbandanas Birmingham 21 Sep 16 12.34pm |
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Originally posted by DivingIsNotGood
Time travel will never ever be invented. If it was, we'd know about it, right? It could be that you can only travel back as far as the time that the means of time travel was discovered. I only hope that the future is bandana free.
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| cpfc1976 Reading 21 Sep 16 12.52pm |
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Thanks for taking the time to 'come back', if indeed that actually costs you any time in the first place? While you're here, please can you let me me know the Saints result tonight? I want to know if it's worth going and also regardless of that I'd like to have a bet on the result. If you can also give me the Sunderland result on Saturday, I'll do a double, cheers pal.Funds a bit tight so the unexpected windfall would come in very handy. In answer to your other question, the beginning of the end of football for me was the birth of the 'David Nugent in Sainsburys car park joke', has become very very tiresome over the years. You will no doubt still have heard it, it must be going strong in the year 2340 or whatever period you are from. Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC
It's probably no surprise to you that time travel was invented in The Future. So I hope you're not too spooked by my appearance. I don't want to spoil the ending, but football has been absolutely ruined in my century. It's now run by agents, corporate lawyers, marketing managers and Malaysian betting syndicates. I just want to ask. When did the rot set in at Palace? Was there a moment when you thought: that's it, the game will never recover from this. Historians say Crystal Palace football club was ruined by the modernising efforts of Malcolm Allison, who took over from Bert Head. Head used to play the traditional 2, 3, 5 formation (two full backs, three wing backs and five forwards) and footballs were made of super absorbent leather held together my a massive lace. If you made the mistake of heading a wet football you would be rendered unconscious. That's if the knot from the lace didn't puncture your forehead. The history blogs I've read say that only eunuchs were allowed to guard 'The Wall' at free kicks, as they'd already sacrificed their reproductive capacity anyway. But all this heritage was to be swept away by a terrible period of so called 'reforms' that de-humanised the game, say witnesses. Allison's fancy dan ideas, such as using Derek Jeffries as a sweeper (ha!) was a modernising step too far for many purists. When did football get ruined for you?
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| Part Time James 21 Sep 16 1.00pm |
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Originally posted by cpfc1976
Thanks for taking the time to 'come back', if indeed that actually costs you any time in the first place? While you're here, please can you let me me know the Saints result tonight? I want to know if it's worth going and also regardless of that I'd like to have a bet on the result. If you can also give me the Sunderland result on Saturday, I'll do a double, cheers pal.Funds a bit tight so the unexpected windfall would come in very handy. In answer to your other question, the beginning of the end of football for me was the birth of the 'David Nugent in Sainsburys car park joke', has become very very tiresome over the years. You will no doubt still have heard it, it must be going strong in the year 2340 or whatever period you are from. Jason Puncheon would spit his Nandos out if he knew you were moaning about tired jokes.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Sep 16 1.00pm |
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Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC
It's probably no surprise to you that time travel was invented in The Future. How did you overcome the restraints of Space time consistency, displayed in the Eninstien-Rosen-Podolsky bridge - the only real theory that allows for time travel, between two fixed points. Effectively, that you can only time travel to a point in which time travel exists to receive you (i.e. a fixed point created by the exit portal). Otherwise, you create a situation in which time travellers must have travelled to points before this time, specifically, without revealing themselves, and as you have clearly revealed yourself, deception of the masses is not required (as future time travellers after you would be just as indiscrete). I'd like to know, because I had an absolute change to bang Becky Roberts who was a) really fit b) really into me, when I was 18, and I'd like to have a few words with my 17 year old self. Only I can't seem to get beyond the limitations of the Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky requirements of fixed established points in space-time.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Sep 16 1.02pm |
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Prediction for Sunderland Away, easy. Every Palace fan will leave Sunderland feeling better about their lives, whether we win or not.
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| Part Time James 21 Sep 16 1.03pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
How did you overcome the restraints of Space time consistency, displayed in the Eninstien-Rosen-Podolsky bridge - the only real theory that allows for time travel, between two fixed points. Effectively, that you can only time travel to a point in which time travel exists to receive you (i.e. a fixed point created by the exit portal). Otherwise, you create a situation in which time travellers must have travelled to points before this time, specifically, without revealing themselves, and as you have clearly revealed yourself, deception of the masses is not required (as future time travellers after you would be just as indiscrete). I'd like to know, because I had an absolute change to bang Becky Roberts who was a) really fit b) really into me, when I was 18, and I'd like to have a few words with my 17 year old self. Only I can't seem to get beyond the limitations of the Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky requirements of fixed established points in space-time. I understood the paragraph about shagging a teenager. The rest went right over my head.
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