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Any other players whose names rhyme with naughty words lined up?

never heard of him ... how does he rate?

Never mind naughty words, as a literal translation he's William the Conqueror.

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you’re lucky."

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This is quite a good piece on him He is clearly mainly a DM, but the article quotes some stats showing he has had a 88% passing success rate. So it looks like Palace are looking for a DM/playmaker, who can pass the ball better than the late and much lamented Jedi

going to villa is basically dying LOL

He's a decent holding mid actually. Was playing for standard liege and disappeared of to Russia for a few year. Ended up at Roma last year and sits on the bench because the have naingolan and de Rossi. I'd say he would be a decent player for us, good competition for places doesn't hurt but I'd rather see other areas addressed first.