we have been linked to peryra however you spell it...argie international and another argie. Both play in punches role. quite sure we are checking this position. I bloody hope so anyway.

I think it's important that the attacking midfielder is capable of scoring at least 8 to 10 goals a season, here some of my ideas.

Last season stats
Josip ilicic scored 13 goals in 30 (league games)
G Sigurosson scored 11 goals in 33 (league games)
Yunus Mali scored 11 goals in 34 (league games)
Nabil Fekir scored 4 goals in 7 (league games)

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Andy Johnson Magic, He wears a Magic Hat
When he Sees the match ball, he says he having that
He scores one with left foot, he scores one with his right
And When his playing Brighton, He scores all f***ING Night!

Hakan calhanoglu, great free kick taker and useful link player

Andy Johnson Magic, He wears a Magic Hat
When he Sees the match ball, he says he having that
He scores one with left foot, he scores one with his right
And When his playing Brighton, He scores all f***ING Night!

I see Boufal is close to signing for watford, surely we should be looking into this deal. A very skilful player with great dribbling. Thoughts

Another Damien Diagonal - Total Football

Mohamed Diame

Hull are in utter disarray at the moment. With only a year left on his contract it's got to be very unlikely he'll want to sign a new one, maybe we could tempt Allam into taking the money.

Oh, I was thinking of it as more of a Man vs Food challenge.

I'd love to go into a Croydon Nandos to see a picture of a beaming (although slightly sick looking) Jason Puncheon with a caption "I managed to eat 40 extra hot chickens".

Perhaps with a post-it note underneath where someone had put "Yeah, and he told me to f**k off when I asked for his autograph".