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matt_himself Matataland 30 Aug 15 9.16pm
I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It f**ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 30 Aug 15 9.16pm

I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show.

I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show).

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Aug 15 9.23pm
Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It fing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.** And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience. Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)
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South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Aug 15 9.23pm

Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.

Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)

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StevieNight Maidstone 31 Aug 15 9.18am
I made a similar deal with the missus, only to discover X-Factor was on last night as well. Bring back Noel's House Party on a Saturday night! You say that you love me All of the time You say that you need me You'll always be mine
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Maidstone 31 Aug 15 9.18am

I made a similar deal with the missus, only to discover X-Factor was on last night as well. Bring back Noel's House Party on a Saturday night!

You say that you love me
All of the time
You say that you need me
You'll always be mine

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 9.29am
Can't abide all these shows like "X Factor", "Strictly Come dancing", "Britain's got talent" etc with panels whereby they have to have one "Baddie" on the panel with the sugary sweet ones.And you don't even know the winner for bloody weeks. Give me "Opportunity Knocks" anyday with that "Clapometer". I know I am sounding like an old git but I am 63 this year so getting that way.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 9.29am

Can't abide all these shows like "X Factor", "Strictly Come dancing", "Britain's got talent" etc with panels whereby they have to have one "Baddie" on the panel with the sugary sweet ones.And you don't even know the winner for bloody weeks.

Give me "Opportunity Knocks" anyday with that "Clapometer".

I know I am sounding like an old git but I am 63 this year so getting that way.

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collier row eagle romford essex via another galaxy 31 Aug 15 9.36am
Would sooner watch my toenails grow than watch any of these crap shows.
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collier row eagle

romford essex via another galaxy 31 Aug 15 9.36am

Would sooner watch my toenails grow than watch any of these crap shows.

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leggedstruggle Croydon 31 Aug 15 9.43am
There was a guy called Michael on there from Devon singing "I'd like to buy the world a coke", got 4 'nos' though. mother-in-law is an anagram of woman hitler
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Croydon 31 Aug 15 9.43am

There was a guy called Michael on there from Devon singing "I'd like to buy the world a coke", got 4 'nos' though.

mother-in-law is an anagram of woman hitler

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-always-an-eagle- Hampshire 31 Aug 15 9.47am
Thank goodness for sky+. My wife had the predicament of watching either xfactor or casualty Theres Only One Darren Pitcher
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Thank goodness for sky+. My wife had the predicament of watching either xfactor or casualty

Theres Only One Darren Pitcher

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Percy of Peckham Eton Mess 31 Aug 15 9.47am
X-Factor was predictable and boring but also constantly interrupted by inane advertising. Surely, Simon Cowell you've had your day? ...your programme format is underwhelming and tedious. There can't be many more people (or dogs) left for you to exploit? Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
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X-Factor was predictable and boring but also constantly interrupted by inane advertising. Surely, Simon Cowell you've had your day? ...your programme format is underwhelming and tedious. There can't be many more people (or dogs) left for you to exploit?

Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

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Pussay Patrol 31 Aug 15 10.00am
I've never understood the point of X Factor? If someone had amazing singing talent they would get spotted naturally, so this competition is to find the best singer from all the mediocre wannabe's who wouldn't ordinarily make it cos they are not quite good enough. You usually end up with someone who is a mediocre version of an already famous act. What's the point? Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah
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31 Aug 15 10.00am

I've never understood the point of X Factor?

If someone had amazing singing talent they would get spotted naturally, so this competition is to find the best singer from all the mediocre wannabe's who wouldn't ordinarily make it cos they are not quite good enough. You usually end up with someone who is a mediocre version of an already famous act.

What's the point?

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 31 Aug 15 10.23am
Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It fing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye. And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience. Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm) Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo? Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham**
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 31 Aug 15 10.23am

Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm

Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.

Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)

Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 10.27am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It fing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.** And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience. Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm) Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo? NO ! But I've heard of Tommy Handley. I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away. Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)
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South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 10.27am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am

Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm

Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.

Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)

Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.

Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 31 Aug 15 10.45am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It fing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye. And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience. Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm) Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo? NO ! But I've heard of Tommy Handley. I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away. Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am) What did you do in the war? Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham**
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 31 Aug 15 10.45am

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am

Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm

Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.

Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)

Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)

What did you do in the war?

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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