... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s***e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball.
I don't feel bad about kicking him, but I do feel bad for the ref, he was only 18, and as the game became more and more violent he took a load of abuse from the coppers teammates.
The highlight was our keeper who although he wasn't allowed out the area, came steaming out and took him out just above the hip... That's when the copper lost it... He wanted to brain our keeper who is a floppy haired student who looks like a feminine version of Harry Styles... I told our hard up student that I will pay his subs from now on, for that tackle alone.
I'm pretty sure the copper didn't recognise me.

Thank you for this story, best I've heard in a while.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast.

And people on here think that's acceptable?

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

Playing for a Met Police side on Saturdays as I do...I'm never lost for words with the amount of opponents trying to break my f***ing legs thinking I'm a copper.

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You want to fvking hope he didn't mate

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It's a funny story, well told.

Yet again it's amazing how some on this site who constantly harangue those who would take offence on other people's behalf get so uptight themselves. People can really stick their faux moralising where it don't shine.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.