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 Turd Alert  Woldingham 05 Feb 15 4.20pm |
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Has anyone ever hired one of those party house's in the sticks? Thinking of doing one for the misses birthday as a surprise and all that jazz. If so any recommendations? There will be about 20 of us. Many thanks
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Kermit8  Hevon 05 Feb 15 4.53pm |
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Did one in Dorset a while back. Lovely weekend. Olde worlde house. No 1 rule - lovely country pub should be no more than a five minute walk away.
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| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 05 Feb 15 5.03pm |
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Not sure if it counts as a 'Party House' but around 15 years ago I rented a six bedroom place in Dorset for a weekend get together, Ansty or Anstey was the name of the village. Well worth it both for cost and location.
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| JohnB 05 Feb 15 5.03pm |
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I hired one in *cough* Brighton *cough* a few years back that could hold 24. Despite the fear of being bummed, was a brilliant weekend that the people who were there still talk about what must be 6 years on.
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Pussay Patrol  05 Feb 15 5.13pm |
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Quote JohnB at 05 Feb 2015 5.03pm
I hired one in *cough* Brighton *cough* a few years back that could hold 24. Despite the fear of being bummed, was a brilliant weekend that the people who were there still talk about what must be 6 years on.
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| morganistic 05 Feb 15 5.33pm |
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Noel Edmonds used to hire his house out every Saturday night, and fvck my old boots, Vicki Michelle used to come knocking every week without fail, blatantly offering her sexual services at half six in the evening, rubbing up and down his mock-tudor beams in a black leather skirt. It was supposed to be light-hearted though how anyone could laugh as Vicki Michelle calls last orders on her ovaries is beyond me. Edmonds used to turn her down as well, at least on camera. He probably mister blobbied all over her buttocks backstage, while Michael Lush's widow was left to grieve next door. Not even a cup of tea or some nibbles. Absolute scumbag.
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aquickgame2  Beni = summer,Caribbean = winter 05 Feb 15 5.34pm |
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Rented a gaff in Ibiza couple of years back had about 12 bedrooms,private beach,large private pool, bar b q area,music area, fantastic place...wernt cheap tho from memory about 30k euros for the week.
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 05 Feb 15 6.04pm |
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Quote Turd Alert at 05 Feb 2015 4.20pm
Has anyone ever hired one of those party house's in the sticks? No, but I've hired a bouncy castle.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 06 Feb 15 8.40am |
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Quote morganistic at 05 Feb 2015 5.33pm
Noel Edmonds used to hire his house out every Saturday night, and fvck my old boots, Vicki Michelle used to come knocking every week without fail, blatantly offering her sexual services at half six in the evening, rubbing up and down his mock-tudor beams in a black leather skirt. It was supposed to be light-hearted though how anyone could laugh as Vicki Michelle calls last orders on her ovaries is beyond me. Edmonds used to turn her down as well, at least on camera. He probably mister blobbied all over her buttocks backstage, while Michael Lush's widow was left to grieve next door. Not even a cup of tea or some nibbles. Absolute scumbag.
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| Hoof Hearted 06 Feb 15 10.34am | |
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My mate hired a house near Wellington.... I think the link above was where he got it? There were about 30 of us and had the property from Friday lunch till Monday lunch. EDIT: It was... we hired Tonedale House, they organised Archery, Pampering for women, a meal, disco, skittles at a local pub, etc Very enjoyable weekend Edited by Hoof Hearted (06 Feb 2015 10.38am)
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| Kermit8 Hevon 06 Feb 15 11.36am |
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Quote morganistic at 05 Feb 2015 5.33pm
Noel Edmonds used to hire his house out every Saturday night, and fvck my old boots, Vicki Michelle used to come knocking every week without fail, blatantly offering her sexual services at half six in the evening, rubbing up and down his mock-tudor beams in a black leather skirt. It was supposed to be light-hearted though how anyone could laugh as Vicki Michelle calls last orders on her ovaries is beyond me. Edmonds used to turn her down as well, at least on camera. He probably mister blobbied all over her buttocks backstage, while Michael Lush's widow was left to grieve next door. Not even a cup of tea or some nibbles. Absolute scumbag.
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The detail. Amazing. Fantastic how you can remember the minutiae but weird innit that if someone asked you who won the FA Cup in 2007 you'd be wondering about the possibility of cellulite. | morganistic 13 Feb 15 10.21am |
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Quote Kermit8 at 06 Feb 2015 11.36am
Quote morganistic at 05 Feb 2015 5.33pm
Noel Edmonds used to hire his house out every Saturday night, and fvck my old boots, Vicki Michelle used to come knocking every week without fail, blatantly offering her sexual services at half six in the evening, rubbing up and down his mock-tudor beams in a black leather skirt. It was supposed to be light-hearted though how anyone could laugh as Vicki Michelle calls last orders on her ovaries is beyond me. Edmonds used to turn her down as well, at least on camera. He probably mister blobbied all over her buttocks backstage, while Michael Lush's widow was left to grieve next door. Not even a cup of tea or some nibbles. Absolute scumbag.
Very true indeed. The saying 'safe as the Bank of England' can also be applied to the 'w*nk Bank of England' as well because early sexual fantasies are ingrained deep in our consciousnesseses, never to be forgotten. In fact the w*nk bank is probably safer than its Threadneedle Street near-namesake as there's no danger of a global crash when it comes to w*nking. Sure there's an element of spunking away millions but sperm cells can always get replaced, with no need for any belt-tightening austerity measures, apart from maybe knocking it on the head for a few days. My last thought as I five-knuckle shuffle off this mortal coil could well be Vicki Michelle with a big grin on her face, answering the door in a baby doll nightie, and saying 'come on in' in an Essex accent.
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