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dingdong Flag bognor regis 27 Jun 14 8.44am Send a Private Message to dingdong Add dingdong as a friend

does anyone know what he,s upto nowadays?

 

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Hoof Hearted 27 Jun 14 10.46am

He's just had a sh*t and is now reading the paper before he wipes his arse.

I think he's going to Nando's later.

 

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Part Time James Flag 27 Jun 14 10.48am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I thought all threads starting with someone's name were either an announcement that they are dead, a kiddy fiddler or about to sign for Palace.

So I was somewhat surprised.

My money is that he's in a bath of bleach getting his teeth and hair shiny white before a couple of layers of Ronseal are applied to his wrinkly ball sack.

 




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dingdong Flag bognor regis 27 Jun 14 8.42pm Send a Private Message to dingdong Add dingdong as a friend

very intelligent replys.its what i love most about this site

 

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adrian b Flag Landrindod, Wales 27 Jun 14 10.13pm Send a Private Message to adrian b Add adrian b as a friend


I think he's producing films

 

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blind eagle Flag Covington.Tennessee 28 Jun 14 5.17pm Send a Private Message to blind eagle Add blind eagle as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 27 Jun 2014 10.48am

I thought all threads starting with someone's name were either an announcement that they are dead, a kiddy fiddler or about to sign for Palace.

So I was somewhat surprised.

My money is that he's in a bath of bleach getting his teeth and hair shiny white before a couple of layers of Ronseal are applied to his wrinkly ball sack.


Yes I suppose he could be in a bath but who with? He is never one to go it alone!.

 

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joe_cpfc Flag Basingstoke 28 Jun 14 5.43pm Send a Private Message to joe_cpfc Add joe_cpfc as a friend

I know but I'm not telling you.

 

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someone50 Flag south east 19 Aug 14 9.32pm Send a Private Message to someone50 Add someone50 as a friend


From what i've seen Simon is involved in several businesses - you never know he could be back on top soon

Tell you what SJ got some serious business connections - - fair play.

might charge a couple of quid for more detailed information hehehe.

 

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williamrufus Flag London 21 Aug 14 12.31pm Send a Private Message to williamrufus Add williamrufus as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 27 Jun 2014 10.48am

I thought all threads starting with someone's name were either an announcement that they are dead, a kiddy fiddler or about to sign for Palace.

So I was somewhat surprised.

My money is that he's in a bath of bleach getting his teeth and hair shiny white before a couple of layers of Ronseal are applied to his wrinkly ball sack.


I laughed so much at this I think I've had a little wee in my pants. Thank you!

 


We must find a way. Or we will make one. - Hannibal Barca

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sydtheeagle Flag England 22 Aug 14 10.25pm Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

Quote someone50 at 19 Aug 2014 9.32pm


From what i've seen Simon is involved in several businesses - you never know he could be back on top soon

Tell you what SJ got some serious business connections - - fair play.

might charge a couple of quid for more detailed information hehehe.

What a rip-snortingly funny response. And all in bold too. There really are some hidden comedic talents on HOL.

 


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 24 Aug 14 3.27pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Quote someone50 at 19 Aug 2014 9.32pm


From what i've seen Simon is involved in several businesses - you never know he could be back on top soon

Tell you what SJ got some serious business connections - - fair play.

might charge a couple of quid for more detailed information hehehe.


Ok Simon - get back to me when you're back on top and not scrabbling around for your next 50 euro 'consultancy' fee.

Edited by ASCPFC (24 Aug 2014 3.27pm)

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 24 Aug 14 3.38pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Quote dingdong at 27 Jun 2014 8.44am

does anyone know what he,s upto nowadays?

I heard a few weeks ago that he was involved in an'electronic' cigarettes enterprise.


 

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