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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 01 Jun 14 12.57pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I know Br1-3hton fans generally steer clear of (lady) gardens, but it can be worth getting your fingers dirty in the garden, without sticking them up some guys bottom.
A good plant to start with is the Crystal Palace Lobelia (shown in photo).
A tough and resiliant plant, which it is extremely difficult to kill, and ultimately gives fantastic blooms of red and blue which give surprisingly stunning displays.

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 01 Jun 14 1.07pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Conversely, a really difficult plant to manage is the Oxalis Fanny, or 'mahoosive vaginias', or more commonly called The Sussex Weed. (see photo)

In spite of promising potential, by propagating in a stunning new greenhouse, this plant always fails to meet expectations.
Copious amounts of horse shlt, fails to inspire any kind of performance from the 'weed', which wilts readily when under spotlights, and is commonly known as a 'potless' plant.
Generally, this plant will not produce any colours of note,

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1st Class FH

Fully deserves a place on Nsc

 

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
I don't mind palace to be fair. Much better club than tinpot Charlton and Brighton
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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 01 Jun 2014 12.57pm

I know Br1-3hton fans generally steer clear of (lady) gardens, but it can be worth getting your fingers dirty in the garden, without sticking them up some guys bottom.
A good plant to start with is the Crystal Palace Lobelia (shown in photo).
A tough and resiliant plant, which it is extremely difficult to kill, and ultimately gives fantastic blooms of red and blue which give surprisingly stunning displays.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (01 Jun 2014 1.08pm)

I recently went to The Chelsea Flower Show but missed this display as I left 15 minutes before the end but I did manage to get John Terrys autograph! Ollie's Dad,Ash

 

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Hoof Hearted 01 Jun 14 6.29pm

Don't forget that many Brighton fans like to garden facing upwards on a slope.

I believe Alan Titchmarch has referred to this practice as uphill gardening.

Simple planting of pansies is also their preference.

A lot of them can be detected by brown deposits under their fingernails from their activities in the potting sheds with their dibbers.

 
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Forest and Hoofy you made me really LOL

 
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Quote OllieMaidstoneEagle at 01 Jun 2014 5.31pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 01 Jun 2014 12.57pm

I know Br1-3hton fans generally steer clear of (lady) gardens, but it can be worth getting your fingers dirty in the garden, without sticking them up some guys bottom.
A good plant to start with is the Crystal Palace Lobelia (shown in photo).
A tough and resiliant plant, which it is extremely difficult to kill, and ultimately gives fantastic blooms of red and blue which give surprisingly stunning displays.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (01 Jun 2014 1.08pm)

I recently went to The Chelsea Flower Show but missed this display as I left 15 minutes before the end but I did manage to get John Terrys autograph! Ollie's Dad,Ash


Sorry, but why would you want that t***s autograph ?

 

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Quote pink at 09 Jun 2014 7.57am

Quote OllieMaidstoneEagle at 01 Jun 2014 5.31pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 01 Jun 2014 12.57pm

I know Br1-3hton fans generally steer clear of (lady) gardens, but it can be worth getting your fingers dirty in the garden, without sticking them up some guys bottom.
A good plant to start with is the Crystal Palace Lobelia (shown in photo).
A tough and resiliant plant, which it is extremely difficult to kill, and ultimately gives fantastic blooms of red and blue which give surprisingly stunning displays.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (01 Jun 2014 1.08pm)

I recently went to The Chelsea Flower Show but missed this display as I left 15 minutes before the end but I did manage to get John Terrys autograph! Ollie's Dad,Ash


Sorry, but why would you want that t***s autograph ?


 
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Quote gambler at 09 Jun 2014 9.23am

Quote pink at 09 Jun 2014 7.57am

Quote OllieMaidstoneEagle at 01 Jun 2014 5.31pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 01 Jun 2014 12.57pm

I know Br1-3hton fans generally steer clear of (lady) gardens, but it can be worth getting your fingers dirty in the garden, without sticking them up some guys bottom.
A good plant to start with is the Crystal Palace Lobelia (shown in photo).
A tough and resiliant plant, which it is extremely difficult to kill, and ultimately gives fantastic blooms of red and blue which give surprisingly stunning displays.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (01 Jun 2014 1.08pm)

I recently went to The Chelsea Flower Show but missed this display as I left 15 minutes before the end but I did manage to get John Terrys autograph! Ollie's Dad,Ash


Sorry, but why would you want that t***s autograph ?


Your apologies are not needed for it is I that should be saying sorry to you for "The Whoosh" as I did indeed make it all up for the purpose of comedy! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 

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Football is not just a game, its a religion
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Quote OllieMaidstoneEagle at 09 Jun 2014 6.52pm

Quote gambler at 09 Jun 2014 9.23am

Quote pink at 09 Jun 2014 7.57am

Quote OllieMaidstoneEagle at 01 Jun 2014 5.31pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 01 Jun 2014 12.57pm

I know Br1-3hton fans generally steer clear of (lady) gardens, but it can be worth getting your fingers dirty in the garden, without sticking them up some guys bottom.
A good plant to start with is the Crystal Palace Lobelia (shown in photo).
A tough and resiliant plant, which it is extremely difficult to kill, and ultimately gives fantastic blooms of red and blue which give surprisingly stunning displays.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (01 Jun 2014 1.08pm)

I recently went to The Chelsea Flower Show but missed this display as I left 15 minutes before the end but I did manage to get John Terrys autograph! Ollie's Dad,Ash


Sorry, but why would you want that t***s autograph ?


Your apologies are not needed for it is I that should be saying sorry to you for "The Whoosh" as I did indeed make it all up for the purpose of comedy! Ollie's Dad,Ash.


I applaud your attempt at comedy but it comes nowhere close to JT superb headed goal at our place....that was comedy gold!!

 

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Quote pink at 10 Jun 2014 6.30am

Quote OllieMaidstoneEagle at 09 Jun 2014 6.52pm

Quote gambler at 09 Jun 2014 9.23am

Quote pink at 09 Jun 2014 7.57am

Quote OllieMaidstoneEagle at 01 Jun 2014 5.31pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 01 Jun 2014 12.57pm

I know Br1-3hton fans generally steer clear of (lady) gardens, but it can be worth getting your fingers dirty in the garden, without sticking them up some guys bottom.
A good plant to start with is the Crystal Palace Lobelia (shown in photo).
A tough and resiliant plant, which it is extremely difficult to kill, and ultimately gives fantastic blooms of red and blue which give surprisingly stunning displays.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (01 Jun 2014 1.08pm)

I recently went to The Chelsea Flower Show but missed this display as I left 15 minutes before the end but I did manage to get John Terrys autograph! Ollie's Dad,Ash


Sorry, but why would you want that t***s autograph ?


Your apologies are not needed for it is I that should be saying sorry to you for "The Whoosh" as I did indeed make it all up for the purpose of comedy! Ollie's Dad,Ash.


I applaud your attempt at comedy but it comes nowhere close to JT superb headed goal at our place....that was comedy gold!!

I couldn't agree more Pink.....not at my comedy attempt but at that marvellous mis-placed header and a wonderful assist from our Joel! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 

Red and Blue Army!
LONDON BORN PALACE BRED LIVE AND DIE FOR BLUE AND RED
Football is not just a game, its a religion
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