This midtable, safe with room to spare stuff doesnt sit easy....Palace being Palace and looking at how we specialise in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory or finding ever imaginative way to implode within, what will go wrong this time ????

Remembering such timless classics as the implosion of the Team of the 80's and teh dodgyness of Venables, Being denied Europe with Liverpool being let back in early after their fans commited murder at Heysel, last day relegation at The Valley, Oldham somehow impossibly overhauling us in 93, Ron Noades Racism, Ron Noades lack of investment after we finshed 3rd etc etc etc

1.Spygate and Spygate 2 will see us docked just enough points to finish 18th

2. Tony Pulis will be headhunted by Newcastle, Villa, Spurs or whoever else is unhappy with their manager

3. All of this sudden interest in the likes of YB will see the starting 11 players leave

4. Selhurst Park will suddenly be declared the site of an ancient Indian Burial Ground and given back to the Commanche tribe leaving us homeless

5. None of the above and I am just being a big tart

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All of the above - plus, we will find out that the name of the club infringes copyright and will have to change our name to the Selhurst Parkas, (new club emblem a burning Vespa). English Heritage will give Grade 1 listing to the Main Stand and insist we take the cladding off. Croydon Council will give the go ahead for fracking to start in the middle of the pitch. It is revealed that Parrish and the board were actually frontmen for Colonel Gaddafi and the FA relegate us to the Rymans league.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

My money is on Pulis to do one and then Palace to appoint Moyes as his replacement but unfortunately too soon to stop him spunking £30 million on some Moan U and Everton reject.

Or, you're being a tart. Enjoy it whilst it lasts Sash.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

It's like being in front of a firing squad, eyes shut, waiting...

This time though, I think we've been pardoned and no more firing squads for us. I know what you mean though, I'm almost expecting something to go wrong.

RED AND BLUE ARMY!

Pulis definitely won't go to Man U, but I could see him being tempted by Newcastle and we get Pardew to begin our rapid decline back down the leagues again.

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i think no.4 is most realistic

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