He was tarred and feathered and tied to a post in the executive car park; got off lightly but an example to anyone else who runs onto the field of play.

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

Harm? He was slung out, Overheard a guy in the bar at halftime who said the fella was a ST Holder and walked up the top and got straight back in again.
Shouldn't be running on the pitch, especially when its soaking wet, might end up making a right tit of yourself.