I could recommend a few good laxatives or maybe consider a phosphate enema?

Assuming that you are talking about the transfer market and not your bowels I am going to disagree with you.

I know that I tend to be a bit pessimistic at times but both Steve Browett and Tony Pulis have indicated that we are likely to bring in some new faces and at least one of them will please us and they obviously know a lot that neither the media nor the fans know so I'm quite optimistic at the moment

I've always thought things look up when there's a bit of beever on the horizon.

Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.